Mudit Goyal

The opposite of stressed is desserts

What the fuck is with this pollution delhi???

Smoking doesnt kill anymore, Time to get more vodka and oil, putin bhai ke naam pe party

Happy teachers day everyone. Cheers !!!

Koi invest karne ke tips dedo

Chutti season coming soon

Chill guys, SC is just a cat person

Cant wait till @bitspilaniindia starts uniforms also. I vote for classic light blue on dark blue. Oh with a belt with the logo too

Corporate twitter fir live kare? Ho gaya honeymoon period khatam

Jo jeetega woh khelega RCB ke saath? Pakka se? Sure ho?

Bhai flatmates mein kisi ki bhi preference non veg aur smoker kyun nahin hoti?

“Its time for ceat strategic timeout, much needed for the punjab kings”😭😭😭😭

AAR CEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEE

BC KOI TOH SACH BATAO

ITNI GARMI MEIN ZUKHAM KISSE HOTA HAI

Salman khan has influenced my generation way more than any other celebrity : 1. Single ass mfs 2. Dont know how to dance 3. Drive over people unnecessarily 4. “Tu mil mujhe bahar” 5. We all love Katrina and Aishwarya still

@raaaghhzzz Baat galat toh nahin hai

@mudit_goyal_ bhaang utri nahi kyuki

Why does it feel like holi went on for three days or something

@eternalflummox Jaise har maa ki baat gaali nahin hota, har folk song qawaali nahin hota

@vvidhi_jainn Tere gallery mein jitne hai woh😭

@mudit_goyal_ Jal to abhi koi aur rha hai 😒😂

Happy that i dont have to see coldplay stories anymore