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@FabrizioRomano Every player dreams of playing for either Barcelona or Real Madrid. Its the pinnacle of club football not EPL all froth no beer.Think Ronaldo Nazario ,Figo ,Zidane ,Ronaldinho ,Maradona ,Cruyff , Di Stefano ,Raul , Roberto Carlos , Laudrup, Cristiano Ronaldo ,Messi ,Xavi ,Gento.

@seyikanbai Ouch

😂😂😂

@Tactico_24 @Shadaya_Knight U are crazy u don't know football

@Shadaya_Knight Did you want the match bro? Or mamuka mukangona ma results? He was trash the entire two legs especially last night. Missed a couple of sitters and lost many 1v1s as usual. Vini isn't back. Vini is washed.

Is it safe to say Vinicius Jr is back to his Balon d Or nominee form After all great players always step up when it really matters He literally destroyed Man City in their backyard With him at his best, how far can Real Madrid go?

@Shadaya_Knight Best player in the World by far...explosive, dangerous, decisive

@zimcelebs1 Well done...but kuzomuita record am not sure

Mr Chikwava has been released by the police in Chinhoyi & is being attended to a doctor in Harare. Mr Fagio Marowa and Royal Mint are taking care of all proceedings at the moment. They also escorted him kunobata maoko which was his initial plan of the journey.

@Leokoni I think he has some deeper personal issues or some mental issue coz Haa no it can't be

Ladies and gentlemen, today allow me to introduce you to OUR MAMPARA OF THE WEEK. He is everything the ZiG advertiser, military spokesperson, legislator, village sabhuku, zanu pf spokesperson, ED advisor etc. You can add any position.

@TheHR263 True

Ko mdara we sadza asungwa futi,hanzi aba phone parufu??…i think its a set up,if a man can sacrifice kunobika sadza mu street...that kind of a man will never steal🤞🏾

@CrimeWatchZW This can't be surely

Reports indicate that Mr Elias Chikwava, who recently went viral after a video of him cooking sadza in the Harare CBD, received over US$6,500 in donations from social media users who came together to support him. Mr Chikwava also received a residential stand in Nyabira and US$1,000 cash from the CEO of RealtorVille Group. However, in a shocking turn of events, he was reportedly caught red-handed stealing a phone at a funeral in Chinhoyi. Following the incident, he was assaulted by members of the public before being handed over to the police.

Vinicius Jr said his 'crying' gesture was a reaction to Man City fans mocking him over losing the Ballon d'Or to Rodri 🫣🏆 Read more ➡️ goal.com/en/lists/vinic…

@chidawaTee Then what

I am saying no person is allowed to go for a third term without a referendum!!

@Thickslender Mnxm usapusa you can't ve threatening ppl u ought to know the dangers of that

@BossG_Spectre Haa that one is a simp you can spot that from Mars....anekakungopusa so mukati haarohwe tamuna

Kunyora paragraph wozvinyadzisa wega... At first hanzi my little sister later on babe, my love ahhh... Hamupfidzi makaita sei 😂😂

@OpenParlyZw Kkkkk shuwa here? Don't give up write and send more okay

Jameson Timba says Police Commissioner Stephen Mutamba and Speaker of Parliament Jacob Mudenda have ignored his letter calling for state institutions to facilitate public debate on the controversial Constitutional Amendment Bill No. 3. FULL VIDEO: youtube.com/watch?v=B5s-YF…

@OpenParlyZw Kkkk guys ka.

Defend the Constitution Platform (DCP) leader Jameson Timba questions Zanu PF's "engineered" two thirds majority in parliament. Full video: youtu.be/B5s-YFdSEHI

@DavidColtart Hahaha you really think a referendum will make a difference...it's any person over 18 years mu queue with his/her ID. Since some say elections with a whole voters roll are rigged what are the chances of a referendum 🤣🤣🤣 it's just absurd you guys are too playful

If this “desire” of the people is correct then submit these amendments to the people in a referendum as is required by the Constitution .

@MacBelts 🤣🤣🤣 can't believe Madoek actually has some people fooled ah

This is the way to go

@MunemboWe @MacBelts @MakomboreroH 🤣🤣 Mugabe akataura

@MacBelts @MakomboreroH Madhuku fights for himself,for his tummy.

Say what you may about Madhuku but the man is grinding. He is doing his part.

@MacBelts Kkk ini zii hangu.

@Tune6King @bayhaus Correct that's why your father is my best friend infant

@mufambo @bayhaus You're the kid. Let learnmore do his thing

Naah he is a comedian let him be. I dont understand why you would refer to him as a kid. He is a grown man. If you have a problem with a Zimbabwean making "Zimbabweans look stupid", then you might have to direct your gripe to the ones making us really look stupid...

@tmmuchanyerei @DandaroOnline Kkk Haa avo ndoma original hure chaiwo

@DandaroOnline She done with bitching now she into healing hahahahahahahahaahahahaaaa

#dandarostreets South African singer and traditional healer Gogo Kelly Khumalo was seen performing a traditional ritual at a river, a practice commonly associated with ancestral and spiritual cleansing in African traditional belief systems. Follow our WhatsApp Channel: whatsapp.com/channel/0029Va…

@DandaroOnline Just a worn on bit*ch trying to find new survival skills...clearly she knows men are going for the young fresher ones