Tequila Whisperer
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Tequila Whisperer
@muffintopmodel
Husband, Father, Spirit Guide, Soccer Enthusiast, Creator/Director of #breakfastwithsylvie
Bonney Lake WA, USA Katılım Nisan 2013
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Alexi Lalas is going to HATE this one.
DRUSKI@druski
How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸
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@NoahRiffe @akos_beres But that’s a win remember? They just got 6-0’d so anything less than that is a positive.
GIF
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@muffintopmodel That’s why betting on sports is ruining sports
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Aaaaand that’s why you don’t put your pass backs on frame
Ibrahim Sannie Daara@SannieDaara
🚨 BREAKING: Football madness in Brazil 🇧🇷 A goal scored in just 19 SECONDS… without even touching the ball 😳⚽ Novorizontino capitalise on a shocking error by Sport Recife in Série B. You’ll never see this again 😂
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@kdemoff Ask any fan of any team “remember that time we got robbed…” Hawks fans can remember touchdowns that didn’t break the plane. Ram fans will point to this 2 point conversion. NOLA will point to that no call PI from 2019. We easily forget the ones we benefit from
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Withdrawn but not forgotten in today’s NFL you can pick up a ball after a play is whistled incomplete, turn around with it and walk back towards midfield and four minutes later have it count for two points 🤔🤷♂️
MarkMaske@MarkMaske
The Rams withdrew their rule-change proposal about the crazy two-point conversion that the Seahawks scored against them last season, sources say.
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@joeclowery 🇺🇸 ⚽️ value creativity? They value uniformity more don’t they? The best the 🇺🇸 produces are those that didn’t come up in the normal system.
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@JacksonOnRadio This, the Waldo and the 2018 kit they didn’t get to wear 🪦 RIP favorites
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Best USA kit since? Easy day one purchase for me. Excellent look for a home World Cup.
Balogun@balogun
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@TaylorTwellman They get flares? We can’t even get to keep the caps on our cokes
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@SeanHQuinn Remember when Christian Ronaldo got Rooney sent off in the World Cup
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Cal, my brother, it’s not that serious.
Miguel Lugo@_MiguelLugo
Cal Raleigh sigue en los suyo, no saludó a su compañero Josh Naylor. 📹 @LuisGilbertLop
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Has your ego been injured in a CCC match? Do you feel you’re entitled to compensation? You might want to call the law firm of Paul & Paul.
#soundersmatchday
#ebfgaway
#sounders

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@Msbeervendor For a club that continues to pat themselves on the back for “not taking a dime” this SCREAMS how bout them dimes
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@muffintopmodel Renton rules as a city. But not as a MLS team spot.
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@IsaiahLCarter @ClayTravis Two things can be true. Trump can be a twat waffle and there can be left leaning sports journalists. It’s all about about the rage bait. It’s because tits & ass don’t sell as much as rage bait
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@NYCFirm Not sure how they did theirs but I’d love to see loyal STH first dibs at seats and let the fair weather Messi fans gobble up the secondary market tix
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Screw your own fans, pocket the cash, brag about it.
And these brain surgeons will be shocked when they need those bridges they keep gleefully burning.
Major League Soccer@MLS
The largest attendance in @dcunited history. 👏
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@usanewshq He’s checking to see if his fart hit the floor
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