Avokado's Konstant

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Avokado's Konstant

@mugweruu

sometimes i turn to god, sometimes i turn to whiskey. either way i am guided by the spirit.

Katılım Mart 2019

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rocio@weaverglass·9 Nis

You will NEVER be her

Football on TNT Sports@footballontnt

🎶 North London Forever 🎶 Arsenal fan Anne Hathaway has shared her rendition of the club’s iconic anthem after their victory against Real Madrid last night 🎤

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Avokado's Konstant@mugweruu·1 May

bernie sanders

🇨🇦 25/26 PL WINNERS 🏆@ranzafc

right wingers have salah, yamal, doue and saka etc. what do left wingers have?

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Wachira.@Thee_mavERIC·30 Nis

I hope the bullet is okay

Citizen TV Kenya@citizentvkenya

Kasipul MP Ong’ondo Were shot dead by a gunman on a motorcycle at City Mortuary area on Ngong road, Nairobi

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konny@KonnyTalks·29 Nis

DOECHII JUST MET UP WITH SPEED ON STREAM AND SPEED JUMPED OVER HER 😭😭😭

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Shoba Gatimu@shobanes·1 May

@mugweruu Mbosho ni mfuko ama bag ama wallet. 'Tulimtoka tenje mbosho.' Basically either of the three things that's store valuables on a person.

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Avokado's Konstant@mugweruu·1 May

from the directors that brought you the "eeh mungu nguvu yetu - oh god of all creation" translation

Gaddafi@Gaddafi49

How on earth does KQ mean Kenya Airways?

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Avokado's Konstant@mugweruu·1 May

@guylikericky even if you can't do anything, don't do nothing

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ʀ¡ᴄᴋʏ@guylikericky·30 Nis

Sending yourself has no limits😂😂

Droid@droid254

Someone found a Kenyan running a scam on YouTube by making videos of himself performing gospel music on America Got Talent and has a fake foundation taking donations 😂😂😂😂

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Avokado's Konstant@mugweruu·1 May

before today just thought kasipul is a person

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Avokado's Konstant@mugweruu·1 May

that nigga gay

Jerr@jerr_rrej

Frame.

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Avokado's Konstant@mugweruu·1 May

kupelekana?? unafaa kumpea nichwa ya nduthi juu mwingine anakuja

P & Patrón@nigerutluna

Kurudi kwa an empty house after umepelekana stage ni one of the worst feelings walahi

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Avokado's Konstant@mugweruu·1 May

people who describe nairobi using roads and lanes mahn sa "broad daylight" ni wapi?

Řõððïę@Its_Roddie

MP shot dead.. On broad daylight.. Damn

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Avokado's Konstant@mugweruu·1 May

@shobanes we mzee kwa hisani yako i want to use you as a shng' dictionary: "mbosho" na sio maharagwe like "wewe toa kila kitu kwa mbosho"

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Shoba Gatimu@shobanes·1 May

Nikiwekelea maini na sima bwaku ntakuwa nimekosea mtu? Njaa iko karibu kuni assassinate.

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Avokado's Konstant@mugweruu·1 May

vaa inside-out

G.Terer_ 🐃@giddy_terer

Mnafanyianga nini jeans ndio isifade?

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Avokado's Konstant@mugweruu·1 May

my girl ❤️

Punstar@roywahome9

Messi at 17 and Lamine Yamal at 17. Whom do you pick?

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🐉@Kamau266·30 Nis

Nikama watu wa nduthi ndio watakomboa hii nchi.From kugongea Robert Alai to shooting an MP dead.

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Oscar@makupa_·29 Nis

I think we should make it a tradition that every time a politician dies, we celebrate and if possible, we laugh at their families. These animals deserve the worst.

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Cash Fx 📊@CfcNich·30 Nis

Kwa mzazi hata chai haijaisha kwa cup tushaanza plans za lunch mai lord huku nitatoka kweli

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Capitaine Ibrahim TRAORÉ@CapitaineIb226·30 Nis

I would like to express my gratitude to all the peace-loving, freedom-loving patriots and pan-Africanists who rallied around the world on Wednesday April 30, 2025 to support our commitment and our vision for a new Burkina Faso and a new Africa, free from imperialism and neo-colonialism. Your active solidarity and this demonstration of sympathy strenghtens our conviction that the fight we are waging for a fairer and more equitable world is justified. We will never bend our backs in the face of adversity; we will stand firm until our peoples are truly emancipated. With you, we are certain that victory over the forces of evil is at hand. Together, in solidarity, we will defeat imperialism and neo-colonialism for a free, dignified and sovereign Africa.