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Can we send Starbucks to sally Yates

Matt Damon in the basement of Harvard writing the n word all over a chalkboard

Here's my conspiracy theory (it's better): Hillary coughs because she's trying to smoke weed to look cool but can't b/c she's a pussy

Happy Fathers Day to all the single mothers out there that stay beatin on they kids ass

A spencist is someone who believes people named spencer are superior to others despite the overwhelming scientific evidence to the contrary

If they’re making a realistic lion king it means we’re gonna see Nala’s pussy. We will see it’s juice. See it get fuckrd by a lions realistic penis to Elton John. Think about that before you criticize beating off to cartoons

#MakeTheOlympicsMoreExciting the movie grandmas boy on all the jumbotrons

Thinking about driving a truck through hot girl summer

Are there any retarded people that are also gay? Serious question here, no joke answers please

The dolly lama and it’s the Dalai Lama but he’s got dolly Partons tits

ive got my pants pulled down and im taking a dump out of my own ass. im going to the bathroom and no one can stop me

Moon over Parma suck my dick and eat my ass

Happy fourth everyone. Trumps gonna win again no matter how angry you get on this website.

I’m gay

when im a millionaire im gonna hire a real orchestra conductor to stand in my room and wave that stick at me while i beat off

I also want to criticize Andy N** and his cum backpack but I don’t think I’m allowed to say his last name

Wow just watched the vid. Hillary clearly drunk at 9/11 memorial. "I'm doing this to disrespect the firefighters" overheard by many

I think Hillary would have won if the campaign embraced more of that making-bread-and-yogurt-in-your-vagina brand of feminism

I think it's good to punch Nazis. Incidentally I'm also biding my time until the growing definition of Nazi includes anyone who is french