Dave.

@_MikeSullivan @calvin_muller

“Brad Marchand has been traded to Florida…” “Ok what’s the return?” “2nd round pick/conditional first” #NHLBruins

@calvin_muller @systemofadown @deftones Yep I'm in

@systemofadown @deftones @mulldoggg

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@UtdOptimist Gareth Southgate

Realistically, what’s stopping this England team from winning Euro 2024?

The funniest meme on the internet right now:

@UtdPlug I'd be fine if we only had to pay the club $10M to take him off our hands

How much is Harry Maguire worth? #MUFC 🔴💰

@markgoldbridge Best part is he could only find one single clip of him LOL

I'm tired of this.... So Varane is the next hipster target? Forget we haven't got a striker, our wingers don't create, Casermiro is our only defensive midfielder. Let's target one of the best CB's in the world who was the mainstay of the team last season. Plus you can clip up anyone and make them look shit and people need to realise that fact quick

@UnitedStandMUFC Gotta love Casemiro, walked to Carrington

📸 Garnacho and Casemiro arriving at Carrington. [men] #mufc

@hardestgeezer @MrBeast The guy is run 360 marathons in 240 days to cover the entire length of Africa from South shore to North shore. I don't think this has been done. He's doing it to raise money for charity. Like the Tweet to get him some support or don't. But let's not minimize what he's doing.

I’m currently on Day 84 of becoming the first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Made it through deserts, mountains, jungle. Pissed blood. Food poisoning. Recently got robbed at gunpoint. Still got over 11,000km & 13 countries to go. This is my progress on the map. Your support would be a game changer🫡

Whoever has the most liked reply to this in 48 hours gets all my Twitter revenue for the next month!

Hollywood Confused By New Movie That Depicts Child Sex Trafficking As Bad babylonbee.com/news/hollywood…

Joe Rogan Savagely Bullies Scientist By Inviting Him On Podcast To Explain His Position buff.ly/46bYlOd

@StretfordPaddck For who, Luke Shaw?

-Maguire was dropped after poor performances. -Ronaldo was benched and then sold. -Sancho was dropped. It quite baffling that De Gea has never been dropped after a shambolic performance… #MUFC

@SethDillon It's almost as if CARTOONS aren't real people, but charicatures of things. Ned is a charicature of a Christian. Homer of a dumb, american dad. Bart of a poorly behaved American boy. Willie of an Irishman.

So give the money back.

@UtdXclusive If they won't cross it to him, yes. If they will cross it to him, no.

Should Wout Weghorst be dropped for the Leeds game on Sunday? #mufc

@markgoldbridge @UnitedStandMUFC @TeleFootball Excluding the oil Baron, most Billionaires aren't liquid enough to just throw around Billions without divesting of shares of their company for instance. Debt is very normal when it comes to acquisitions

@UnitedStandMUFC @TeleFootball Not sure how someone securing 600 million in loans is a good idea. I know most business people secure loans etc to buy things but you still have to pay it back

Sir Jim Ratcliffe has given his strongest indication yet that he has funding in place, working with two prolific investment banks for several weeks. They are prepared to back his offer for #mufc with bonds & loans beyond the value of £659m. [@TeleFootball]

@markgoldbridge I rated him a 5 but agree we don't lay into the guy and call him trash, but his performance last night was certainly below average for his skill level and promise. Acknowledging one bad performance was his best doesn't mean I am done with the kid.

This

@shadkmusic Not all of us!!

Y’all moved on too fast from this Kendrick album fyi

@UnitedStandMUFC It was McFred.

What went wrong for #mufc today?

@UnitedStandMUFC This won't help if he can't get the ball, and that will not be his fault. Get Donny on for Fred or mcsauce

40' Ronaldo warming up. #mufc

@UnitedStandMUFC @bethTmufc Do people actually still think Maguire has physical and aerial dominance?

“IT WOULD BE AN IMPROVEMENT ON MAGUIRE & LINDELOF…” @bethTmufc believes that Martinez’s speed and positioning will compliment Maguire’s aerial and physical dominance in a CB pairing. Who would you start? ➡️ buff.ly/3ozJ5Gk