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President Trump's conversation with the kids at the White House Easter Egg Roll is peak comedy 😂 Trump: "I could sign autographs for you guys. And then tonight, you could sell it for $25,000 on eBay!" Kids: "Could you sign mine?!" Trump: "[Granddaughter] Carolina's the only one that doesn't want my autograph...I would say Carolina has ZERO interest in my autograph." *signs a kid's drawing* "I think I'm going to sign this, that way I'll say I drew it. Look, I drew it! Look at what I did, everybody!" Kids: "Oh yeah!" *one kid asks about Biden* Trump: "Biden?!...He'd have an autopen following him, Joe Biden. He didn't sign anything. He was incapable of signing...So they'd follow him around with a BIG machine. Do you know what it was called? An AUTOPEN! And it'd have the autopen sign for him...Not too good, right?"

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@MattyBetss Makes absolutely 0 sense how that’s a draw.

Fuck these judges

@MattyBetss Bro wtf how is that a draw

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@shemrockufc Sold me homie. Lemme hold a blue face back

Atleast half lil bro

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@KerrickDuchy Number one listened to every year. Hate when people act like his new shit ain’t it.

do people fake hate a boogie still? i listen to an a boogie album a couple times a week

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"We're not (just) happy to be here. We fully expect to win... Going up against Alabama, it's not gonna be any different." @HofstraMBB's Speedy Claxton on his team's expectations for the NCAA Tournament 👀

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Hofstra making a run this tournament.

by age 21 you should have gambled your entire net worth multiple times

He’s a mfkn problem !

"It felt like a dream come true." Preston Edmead sends @HofstraMBB to the CAA Championship was a WILD bank shot.

Panthers signing LB Jaelan Phillips to 4-year, $120M deal. (via @RapSheet)

@AAOnline94 Gon be that tweet everybody sees after the match🤣🤣

Michael Johnson has been paid to lose by R2 TKO today the gang called Gangster Disciples coming out of St Louis, Missouri are holding his nephew hostage #UFC326