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Thank you @Bigbearevents1 for a great event, the 6 hour Owl Challenge in Salcey Forest. So well organised and an amazing way for me to complete my first Ultra Marathon! Such a lovely bunch of supportive runners as well. Thanks guys 💜

I might change my Twitter name to StinkyBoggyOne after 3 days self sufficiency, 120km, 14000ft at @UltimateUpdates Highland Ultra and taking the women’s win 🥇 What an incredible adventure I’ve had. My family grew this week 🫶🏽 #highlandultra #knoydart

Joanna Cooney-Henson completed the Manchester Marathon Marathon! Time 04:12:33 (UNOFFICIAL) #b=RJ6B2UTG&na=1681651972069" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">track.rtrt.me/e/RA-MANCHESTE…

Joanna Cooney-Henson crossed 30k. Time 03:00:09, pace 09:49 min/mile, est. finish 2:33 pm #b=RJ6B2UTG&na=1681647628835" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">track.rtrt.me/e/RA-MANCHESTE…

Joanna Cooney-Henson crossed HALFWAY. Time 02:05:55, pace 09:33 min/mile, est. finish 2:32 pm #b=RJ6B2UTG&na=1681644373747" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">track.rtrt.me/e/RA-MANCHESTE…

Joanna Cooney-Henson crossed 10K. Time 01:00:06, pace 09:41 min/mile, est. finish 2:33 pm #b=RJ6B2UTG&na=1681640425943" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">track.rtrt.me/e/RA-MANCHESTE…

Joanna Cooney-Henson started the Manchester Marathon Marathon! #b=RJ6B2UTG&na=1681636823458" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">track.rtrt.me/e/RA-MANCHESTE…

Gosh @GaryBarlow Your show yesterday was amazing! What an emotional ride and what a jolly nice chap you are ❤️😊 Thanks also to the lovely gentleman @dukeofyorksLDN who has just called to say that he’s found my husband’s @IRONMANtri cap! Result.

Big thank you to Laura @mintvelvet Leamington Spa this afternoon. Hugely helpful, obviously very happy in her role and a lovely all round customer experience. I hope she gets to see this. Thanks Laura!

Bumped into the gorgeous @GraemeDogfather this afternoon. ‘Oh, I think my heart has just stopped’ I said 🤦‍♀️ A new low for my cool behaviour when spotting celebrities! You were very charming though… as you ran quickly in the opposite direction 😂 #DBVB

Hey @Ryanair any chance of communicating why I’m still in Malaga airport when I should be somewhere over Madrid by now? Pls note my tolerance levels are approx. 0 after sitting in a hospital chair watching my dad fight for his life all weekend. So you know, help a brother out 🙏🏼

Thank you @Bigbearevents1 and @FastSandyLauren for a great evening of trail running and an inspirational talk on the slightly bonkers world of Ultra Running. Brilliant!

if i do a big stretch. but nobody is around to say. ohhh big stretch. it was still a big stretch. it counts

@FastSandyLauren Oh gosh Lauren😢 Not a great place to get any rest. Shall I bring Chudleigh in? He could clear the entire room with one of his trumps 🌬That would shut them all up I can assure you🤢 Hope you’re home soon so that you can sleep for England. Sending hugs 😘

On a hospital ward and so far had 2 hours sleep (totally took my private room for granted for first 2 nights) woman next to me, presumably a fully grown one, insists on sleeping with a ceiling projector on which I can hear whirring, singing and clicking. Cont in comments ⬇️

@littlejohn83 is off to the desert to fight back the demons after DNFing at @marathonDsables last year. Super proud of him ☺️ Basically I’m the new @H_is_running and will be rallying all of your support for him 🙏🏼🔥 #SandyJohn

@littlejohn83 Oh gosh John, so very very sorry to see this. Devastating news. Nothing I can say will make it better but sending huge hugs and thoughts to you all 💔🤗 xx

So my dad has been diagnosed with cancer he’s not ready to talk about. He doesn’t use twitter so I can not talk about on here. Its horrible to know he’s got cancer. Has affected more than I realised. Just had a few tears in the toilet at work. #fuckyoucancer

occasionally during our walks. someone will pass us. and completely ignore my human. but whisper hello to me. i really enjoy this

@bhx_official I hope EVERY X-ray machine in security is up and running today. The anger on the downstairs concourse is tangible. The managers running this afternoon place must be idiots.

@marksandspencer Is there really no way to liaise with DPD and change the delivery address of an order, or to cancel it altogether? Resorted to Twitter for some help. Thanks in advance.