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Johnny Mumbles

@mumbdaddy

Fictional alter ego... oh, come on. Unfollow political correctness. Riff movies & life 🇺🇸 Please #notethesarcasm.

The Moon Katılım Mart 2009
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Donald Trump says we are going to BOMB Iran’s power plants WTF? Thanks for making terrorism open season in The West Bombing civilian infrastructure doesn’t benefit our objectives of an internal Iran uprising So who does it benefit? Israel MAGA is occupied. It’s so over
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Johnny Mumbles@mumbdaddy·
@ElijahSchaffer Probably should be the last person to comment on other's marriages. Jus' sayin... lol
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Praise God for forgiveness. But calling you wife an ex-whore on X is still wild
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I’m not knocking forgiveness. But young men, I’m telling you…marriage right now is a trap and the woman will lock you in, take no accountability and then try to ruin your life when you ask for a divorce or she’ll leave you, steal your kids & cash. We need reform on marriage.
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The utter state of men in 2026 😔
Trevor Sheatz@TrevorSheatz

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc. We got to know each other well for over a year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half, and didn't sin sexually with one another. Our first kiss with each other was at the altar on our wedding day (reaction pic attached!). We've been married for over five years now, and she's been the most wonderful and godly wife, mother to our three children, and homemaker you could imagine. She's more pure than most virgins, as biblical purity has less to with past sins (though they certainly matter) and more to do with one's current posture of the heart and daily decisions to honor the Lord (Matt. 5:8). We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled as a known "sinner" (likely a prostitute) in Luke 7:36-50 who was washing Jesus' feet with her tears while kissing them too. The Pharisees were shocked that Jesus let a public sinner do this. Jesus responded with a parable about debts being forgiven and ended with this powerful conclusion: "Her many sins have been forgiven; that’s why she loved much. But the one who is forgiven little, loves little" (Luke 7:47). Everyone seems to highlight the benefits of virginity, and it certainly is a blessing. But we forget to highlight the benefits of being forgiven much as well. My wife knows the depths of Jesus' forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for her Savior. A woman or man's past sexual sin matters. But what matters far more when it comes to deciding who to marry is if the person is truly born again, if their repentance is real, if they truly have a heart for Christ, if they truly follow Jesus and obey his commands. "God has chosen what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen what is weak in the world to shame the strong. God has chosen what is insignificant and despised in the world ​— ​what is viewed as nothing ​— ​to bring to nothing what is viewed as something, so that no one may boast in his presence. It is from him that you are in Christ Jesus, who became wisdom from God for us ​— ​our righteousness, sanctification, and redemption, — in order that, as it is written: 'Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.'" (1 Cor. 1:27-31) "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, and see, the new has come!" (2 Cor. 5:17)

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Chrissie Mayr🇺🇸
Chrissie Mayr🇺🇸@ChrissieMayr·
Ethan don’t blame your autistic child for your own incontinence If this was a serious concern you should have DMed me. I have enough of my own problems I don’t have time to keep track of everyone’s family stuff.
ETHAN VAN SCIVER@EthanVanSciver

@shanerjedi25 @masterofgayops @ArtofARCover @LordRaptor_WC Wow, listen to @ChrissieMayr 's laugh there! Chrissie, my kid has autism and wasn't toilet trained until she was 8. We had to buy large diapers for awhile. HA! Oh boy. Yellow Flash is suuuuuuuch a piece of shit.

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shellshock@shellshockkk·
Is this a micro aggression?
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Anti Left Memes@AntiLeftMemes·
“Hey MAGA, you wouldn't say that septum ring sh*t to MY FACE" What is your reaction to this grown Man?
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Johnny Mumbles@mumbdaddy·
@G33kyMick Wonderful. Let it die and rise from the ashes when it’s missed. No Trek is better than Bad Trek.
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Mick Joest@G33kyMick·
Upsetting news to hear #StarTrek Starfleet Academy will not go past Season 2. The fandom's inability to embrace any new storytelling outside of nostalgia might as well be the death knell for the fandom.
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Harry Sisson@harryjsisson·
I expect every Republican who was outraged at people for celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death to immediately condemn Trump for saying “I’m glad he’s dead” about Robert Mueller. This is disgusting.
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Bruce Lee@brucelee·
🐉🕊️Rest In Peace
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AlphaFox@alphafox·
I don't think his girlfriend will appreciate this heartfelt video: 😭
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Evan Drellich@EvanDrellich·
To Miguel Rojas and the Dodgers, I sincerely and publicly apologize. I’ve reached out to Miguel, the Dodgers and Miguel’s agent to say the same. Once again, I’m sorry.
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Evan Drellich@EvanDrellich·
I've never seen a press conference like the one Omar López gave last night after Team Venezuela's win. He kept going and going, just incredible introspection and passion.
Katie Woo@katiejwoo

Omar López could've felt spurned by decisions made by Team Venezuela in 2017. Instead, he was motivated. Nine years later, López has led Venezuela to its first-ever WBC championship game. "This is the responsibility that I take to give joy to my country."nytimes.com/athletic/71246…

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Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
Heartbreaking 💔 THIS is what we thought MAGA was going to end. We believed Trump would end it because he told us he would. This is Trump’s new MAGA and I want nothing to do with it. Pray for our troops🙏because Trump is sacrificing them for Israel.
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