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Last night was an episode ofnviva la bam

Stimulating my cat by throwing on a compilation of nuclear explosion test footage

@turgidharrier My wife tossing me a cold one after work

They should invent a beer that is so much work to open that it’s actually calorie-negative and doubles as an enrichment activity.

who sanf mambo number 5 by lou bega

Waging a holy war in my mind

Kabouterdans

Used to be we had Dane Cook, Drake & Josh, and Dax Shepard. Now we can’t cook, drank our 𝒥𝑜𝓈𝒽, and have no shepherd.

@PintsBeauty Pint of Estrella, please

What we choosing gang? 🤔

Chillin with a few beers, watchin’ the norad Santa tracker

Charging my Kölsch :)

*earnestly trying to say something about the human condition* I can count to 1,000 :)

@positive_nancy 🤩

@munchydalilguy duh

i’ve become obsessed with the logo for bónus, a grocery chain in iceland. the left is their original logo and the right is the redesigned one and people were outraged when they changed it (for good reason)

@PintsDrank @Georgespilla17 Proper head on that

Pint of Staropramen, Prague 🇨🇿

@turgidharrier Yum!

new thing is getting a haircut then hitting the Korean spot next door

@iwaspoisoned_ Feel better!

Huddersfield, England - ? Geting sick evry were.. after pizza she start filling bad and get evrywere sick... Read more at: iwaspoisoned.com/i/gyLE0Pz

@turgidharrier Regrettably informing you that there is already a Francis sandwich: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francesin…

francis sandwich really cohering across this season of bag lunch

@_restaurant_bot Been waiting for The Icelandic Pallological Museum

The Icelandic Phallological Museum (Hið Íslenzka Reðasafn); Kalkofnsvegur 2, 101 Reykjavík, Ísland, 101 Reykjavík, Iceland; ★★★★☆ google.com/maps/search/?a…

Giving my life along the banks of the Ohio River to secure the western border of the North East Territories at the Battle of Cincinnati in 2032

@positive_nancy 🙏 subaru gang 🙏

you can’t buy happiness but if i had a blue subaru crosstrek i am certain i’d be happy