lone Samurai

Moi built it ,kibaki maintained it ,uhuru improved it ruto has sold it 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆

@georgediano You have the makings of the great whispers in you. Daily nation should take note. You may be the new son of the sand.

Ayaaam telling you, as certified members of the Association of Professional Mushene Writers™, we are about to eat good this week. There is trouble in paradise. It appears Kamene Goro and her DJ husband are currently experiencing what experts call marriage with subtitles. You have to read between the lines to understand what’s really going on. Last night while walimwengu were deep asleep, snoring like faulty generators and releasing dangerous biological weapons through their Sundus, Madam Kamene logged into her socials and decided to show the mahende husband hot pepe soup. Instead of posting her usual words of affirmation, she dropped a full emotional essay dedicated to her first love,, a man currently enjoying a peaceful life in Sayuni, far away from this relationship turbulence. And not just a casual “RIP my G”, it was a full romance recap. She wrote: “Some memories never fade. You were my first love, my first everything in so many ways, and a part of my life that shaped me more than words can explain. I still think about our long phone calls that never seemed to end, the laughter we shared, the dreams we spoke about so freely, and the plans we made with so much hope. We truly believed life was opening up just for us, and somehow those moments still live so clearly in my heart.” Lemme tell you Maina, it was the kind of message that makes your current partner read it twice, then a third time, then stare at the ceiling and shout WANTAM! Tuambiane Ukweli, when someone starts waxing lyrical about their ex like Shakespeare just possessed them, just know something in the current relationship is coughing violently. Nikama Kuna mtu atatoa balloon kwa mapua. But the signs have been there. The moment Kamene did that thanksgiving reel after surviving a health scare and somehow forgot to acknowledge the DJ husband, that was not an oversight, it was a strategic omission. A man can survive many things, but being skipped in a thanks giving speech from mutumia, that one hits hadi kwa kisigino. Now rumors are flying around like Nairobi fly that Kamene has been carrying this marriage financially while DJ is out here mixing more than just music. Brother Bernard is allegedly doing world tour auditions without leaving the city. He has been engaging in horizontal engineering namna hatari, supplying high voltage electricity to yellow yellow damsels across the city. And you know once a woman starts feeling like the man of the house, respect begins to pack its bags slowly like someone relocating at night. Utaonyeshwa madharu hapana machesoo, women are not good pipoos ayaaam telling you. And now here we are,, Ex being remembered like a national holiday, current partner is eating premium DUST, and Mushene writers like me are sharpening their keyboards namna hatari. Anyway, let me not talk too much before I’m summoned for further investigations yet I still have a defamation case waiting for me huko Kibra court. But one thing is clear,, when the past starts looking brighter than the present, just know the present is seeing Marudurudu. Now you see why I usually insist on virgins only when it comes to Mareej. The bad boy got her soul... but the simp got all the stress. Chesaa! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

Archbishop Antony Muheria cooking Ruto “Ruto is a sharp crook and heartless”

Thika road cost Ksh. 32 Billion and the ripple effect can be felt after all these years, Ruto has borrowed close to Ksh. 5 trillion since he came in office, show me projects worth 5 trillion since Ruto came in office?

Rigathi Gachagua Vindicated: Last year, Rigathi Gachagua said that North Eastern leaders only travel to Mandera, Wajir, & Garissa to accompany the President or Deputy President & by evening, they fly back to Nairobi. The video evidence is on record.

Uhuru Kenyatta was right. His Deputy, William Samoei Ruto, was unfit for office.

Senator Richard Onyonka exposes how corrupt the system is.

A Kenyan medical practitioner weighs in on Gaucho’s appointment to the Mama Lucy Kibaki Hospital Board of Management by Governor Sakaja.

Murang’a wako Singapore bwana.

G-to-G a.k.a Goon to Goon arrangement

This road was designed, the drawings were reviewed, and they were approved by Kenya National Highways Authority engineers. I have a simple question: do you believe those engineers approved drawings with an open drainage channel right next to a highway? After construction, the road was inspected and certified for payment. Another question: do you believe the as-built drawings submitted to KeNHA showed an open drain running alongside a live carriageway? If we assume it was only the resident engineers who was “seen” by the contractor to turn a blind eye to this obvious hazard, are we also saying that none of the directors at KeNHA have used this road or noticed the mistake? There is nothing as destructive as corruption. It is a cancer that quietly takes lives, all for the sake of a few extra coins. And those who have the power to act but choose not to ,whether corrupt or simply indifferent ,are part of that harm.

A confused youth leader.

IMF has warned President William Ruto. Currently they are having a very bad relationship. The International Monetary Fund is warning against the reduction of fuel VAT to eight per cent and the use of billions of shillings for subsidies; measures President Ruto introduced in a desperate rush to keep the prices of fuel down. This move pushes Ruto further into a corner, coming at a time the President is locked in tense negotiations with IMF next week after being told to "come clean" on what the lender terms as "hidden debts" -The Standard Newspaper

It Seems Riggy G Enjoys Cooking Ruto 😁😁😁😁🔥

Kamande wa Kioi has released a new song 'tutitui no nitui' meaning we know who we will not elect but we don't know who we will elect. The ground has decided it's wantam and there is no escape route for William Ruto😂Hii ni moto sana

Jane Njeri – Youth Leader: We cannot call it a global crisis when neighbouring countries have lower fuel prices #CitizenDayBreak

NTV has done the lord's work. They covered how President Ruto is at the centre of a debate he once led over fuel prices during the Ukraine-Russian War under President Uhuru Kenyatta.

From Fuel to Sugar. Sad times to be a Kenyan.Tuesday is Tuesday!✊🏿🇰🇪

John Methu: I did not attack Ichung’wah. I said Mheshimiwa Ichung’wah, you have been abusing us, you have been abusing Gachagua. Don’t abuse him in Parliament; he is never in Parliament. Don’t abuse him in State House; he never comes to State House, come and pick the mic and abuse him now. The guy (Ichung’wah) was scared, he was running after the president like a small boy, he was shaking like a leaf #CitizenSundayLive