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@BloodyPolitics @KieraDiss Me too! We were on holiday. Pigeon didn't make it.

@KieraDiss Oh boy this once happened to me. Poopageddon.

I’ll leave you with this Royal Mail delivery woman nonchalantly telling a customer that he had a PIGEON loose in his living room. He was a little surprised and returned home to find birdie had made quite a mess. Much love, beautiful Britain 🇬🇧

@iamtomskinner I was quite concerned you'd been blocked!! Welcome back.

HELLO YOU LOVELY LOT!!!! ❤️ Been away last couole of weeks with no phone and honestly its really made me relise how beautifull life is! Me and my beautiful wife only got a couple weeks left untill baby number 4 arives at the Skinner mad house😂❤️ and honestly i cant even put into words how blessed i feel. Family is EVERYTHING. And I am so lucky. One thing what proper touched me tho… i didn’t post for a few weeks and ive had hundereds and hundereds of messages from people checking in on me making sure i was alright. Honestly that means the world to me. Proper does. Thank you for all the love and support ❤️ im absolutely fine ive just been doing some really exciting stuff behind the scences and getting my head right. We got SO much going on now its mad 😂❤️ I just wanna carry on spreadin positivity, love and good energy cos lifes tough out there for alot of people at the moment. Every single one of you getting up early, grafting, trying your best, paying bills, looking after your familys… your bloody LEGENDS 👊🇬🇧 honestly i see ya and ive got so much respect for ya. Im also trying to work on myself abit. Found out my fitness is shocking 😂 so im trying to cut down on the ciggarettes and get healthier cos i wanna be around for my kids as long as possible ❤️ Just remmember this… no matter how hard life gets NEVER give up. Better days always come. Keep going. Keep smiling. Keep grafting. Love you all. Happy to be back ❤️ Bosh❤️

@MrPitbull07 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Two female teachers took a group of students from years 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to York racecourse, to watch horse racing. When it was time to take the children to the 'bathroom' it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the little boys with their pants and began hoisting them up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes and shake them dry. As she lifted one boy up, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring at his equipment the teacher said, 'You must be in year 3?' 'No miss, he replied. 'I'm the jockey riding the favourite in the next race, but I really appreciate your help....

@BigBearF1 I would sooo do that!

The RSPCA knocked on my door asking for donations, So I gave them the the neighbours cat. 🤷

@richardosman I got Mr Tickle... Just saying. 🤣

@BigBearF1 💔😘

I miss my son so much……….!

@BigBearF1 Made me lol.😂😂

I went to a faith healer last night. He was bloody awful, even the bloke in the wheelchair stood up and walked out.

@EssexPR @Keir_Starmer When did "Address the nation" become acceptable for a PM?

Just resign @Keir_Starmer , you told us that it would be “country over party “ You are doing the opposite. You are despised by the majority of this country… left, right & centre.

@DrSdeG Beautiful photo. You a very alike. Enjoy your day. 🍾🥂🎊

Me and my mini me ❤️

@ITVXhelp can't stream on my TV. Ok on phone and I pad.

@elonmusknews30 👍

@robertwlk 🤢

I've just splashed out on a new toilet seat.

@John_Dabell 🙏

I'm now in hospital with a collapsed lung which Docs are unable to drain. Without an op, the infections will kill me. Op is tomorrow am. My family and I need your love, support, shares and help more than ever. Thank you. I will update further when I can. gofund.me/41874cbe6

@BigBearF1 😂😂

The Mrs got these from Aldi's middle aisle for the dog... We don't even have a dog 😳

@daveguitarjones 😂😂

Think about it………….🥃🤪👍🏻🎸🎸🎶🎶

@DeborahMeaden Looks brilliant, saves waste. An aside, why didn't anyone mention the raincaps really wouldn't work with long, thick hair?

Hair colourists out there… what do we think? #dragonsden

@Teaandcakes Our 75 yr old faces. 😊

@SallyBundockBBC Where was this? I want a doggie one.

It’s started and it’s too soon 😳

@OldRoberts953 We all take it off as soon as we can! No late visitors here. 😂😂

How’s everybody’s bras tonight?