Sorry for not posting often, I’m a tad stressed abt some irl stuff BUT I’m not leaving the fandom anytime soon so dw!! Love u guys //
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Murkoff Cleaning Crew
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Murkoff Cleaning Crew
@murkoffCC
|| Understaffed and underpaid. Murkoff doesn't care about us, SOS. || (not rlly that serious parody acc, ran by two ppl - we’re both 17)
Katılım Mart 2026
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@thejudgesseat Sorry! Courthouse wasn’t on my schedule today 😢
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@murkoffCC Well, they just… chopped it, so we’ll probably have to wait for a while until it gets unruly again
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@thejudgesseat Really depends on when the next trial is, or if my schedule is full!
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@murkoffCC Huh… does he time you or anything? Or can you take however long you want?
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@waxplaylover Oh you’re disgusting. That’s what that putrid smell was. -237
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sometimes i piss in the bottles lying around the trial environment and i get really excited when the reagents throw them at me
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@thejudgesseat It’s not like he cares enough to watch me cut hair, I wouldn’t mind trying to give you some sort of hairstyle. He doesn’t monitor us closely more like where we work. Not in this case though. -237
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@murkoffCC But would you really listen to that? Easterman wants me to suffer in every way, doesn’t he?
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Me to my coworker whenever he says smth abt easterman being “fine” -237
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Murkoff Cleaning Crew retweetledi
Wheres The Suicide Option
𝙳𝚛. 𝙷𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝙹. 𝙴𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗@LewdyNoodle
I need this ended once and for all; who would you want as your primary care provider?
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Tell me why I just saw Eddie gluskin talking to himself about mutilating men to make them into women? (Sort of ooc bc timeline)
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@reagent2236 While you are there can you clean the underside of that desk. I would but my back hurts -237
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Update: I have not moved from my hiding spot in quite a minute. I'm seeing the Skinner man in my peripheral vision and I'm sweating like crazy
✂️-Reagent 2236 'Bo'-✂️@reagent2236
I'm gonna go into a trial without taking my meds. Hopefully, nothing goes wrong.
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My fellow coworker might be a little weird but he’s the best so it’s okay -237
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If I’m not following you back it might be because you have mdni or 18+ 😭😭 pls look at our bio and stay safe. //
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@murkoffCC At least some people aesthetically like Trash.
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I need this ended once and for all; who would you want as your primary care provider?
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@murkoffscntist That would be very helpful, the slop hurts my stomach. Thank you -237
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Man that sucks, I can probably give some of my food if you like, idk...
Murkoff Cleaning Crew@murkoffCC
Me watching my coworkers eat good ahh food while I eat the slop. -237
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@reagent4571 Yeah 238 is a tad strange but it’s ok -237
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@murkoffCC the contrast between all of you is genuinely so interesting
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@murkoffCC @JETTMURKCOOK DUDE I GOT THAT GUY TOO. ACTUAL JUMPSCARE//
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@murkoffCC Hmm nah more FRANCO trials ❤️ p.s clean up crew REMEMBER to clean the milk up for my favorite prime assets💋
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I don't want another Coyle trial. Please don't make me suffer any longer. 12 more gooseberry trials please. -238
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@JETTMURKCOOK @liquidate_union Sh3dtwt coyle followed me and it pissed me off, cause other accounts similar to that one have followed me as well 😭😭 //
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@murkoffCC @liquidate_union What’s wrong //🍳
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