alejandro 🍉

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alejandro 🍉

@murkurylol

HE/THEY / :3 🇲🇽 / audio engineer & actor in training / power to the people!

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2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙@bannedyoangel·8h

This nigga Jeremy in the Mayor crib with no shirt on and his foot up on the furniture. Look at KAT face lmfaoooo

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Having fun... and Playing too!@makingtronics·14h

Messi stopped at 82 out of respect for Bam

Kane Ballon D’or@lwngbaa

😂😂😂😂

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AT@BaseballWRLD_·7h

What is wrong with you

Javo, Lack of surprises@javier078

My PIXAR ranking Pre-Toy Story 5 (From top to bottom)

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autist@litteralyme0·20h

“You call anonymously! …I can’t! I can’t! They know me! They know my voice! They’ll know me! Please… you gotta do it for me. I’m begging you.”

Cris Parker@3CFilmss

#SpiderManBrandNewDay

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🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️@prmade313raised·11h

Our first Juneteenth without Charlie ✊🏾 Let’s take a shot!

Charlie Kirk@charliekirk11

Juneteenth should not be a federal holiday.

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𝙔ᴰᴰ🦇🇨🇦🇦🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇫🇷@Utd_Y14·20h

10 million for your third feature film. #EveryoneBarkinForBarker

DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm

Curry Barker has closed an eight-figure deal to write, direct, and produce a new original horror film for Universal. Jason Blum and James Wan are attached as producers for Blumhouse and Atomic Monster. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…)

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Kemurikage 煙影 | Happy Men's Mental Health Month!@BioticNull·1d

@Emiratti "Hey you're not real! We're in my dream!" The NPC:

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alejandro 🍉@murkurylol·21h

landlord raps over misused el-p production…

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Killer Mike@KillerMike

Gonna be worth the wait I promise. Honest. We were smoking and I was telling him about an amazing RTJ concept just yesterday.

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alejandro 🍉@murkurylol·21h

@DrinkAriZona ai? seriously?

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AriZona Iced Tea@DrinkAriZona·23h

this with a BEC 💙🧡

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@dd4nd4nn if you still have shrek 2 i’ll make an offer

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d4nb0y@dd4nd4nn·1d

Heyo everyone I used to work at a movie theater from early 2023 to late 2025 and I have a bunch of 27x40 movie posters laying around Hoping to sell some, here’s a list:

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:/🇵🇹🇧🇷@tinowrlds·1d

being overly conscious of not coming off as weirdo or a creep has greatly affected my ability to flirt and talk to woman in general

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GIF

Fivio Foreign@FivioForeign

No Alicia Keys should not have brought me out she did a beautiful job with her set she got a beautiful career and beautiful family and we deff preformed that song together in a past and im grateful to even had been a apart of that I’m just happy the city is being enjoyed rn. So stop the negative comments. Alicia been blessing the world with her voice since I was a kid.

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noah@noahalyx·1d

mf gave a better speech to rally behind the knicks than kamala ever gave to rally behind her for presidency 🥀

𝒞𝒽𝒶𝑜𝓈 𝐹𝒶𝑒 𝒜𝓇𝒾 🌷🦋@afghanican

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antipodean scourge@TheKnownLover·1d

The funniest scene in the last ten years of movies was in Little Women where, after building up the father’s appearance for the whole movie, Better Call Saul shows up and goes “ah my little women!” and then immediately exits the movie

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SK⚡️@raptalksk·1d

fuck man

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TTBNGaming@TTBN_GAMING·1d

Mfers showing a meal and asking to starve

Mike@Kartonkoppboi

@TTBN_GAMING

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bert@airpippens·1d

jalen brunson and mamdani rn

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cooler@Blaugranaboy682·1d

A whole edit of him being a cunt to other professionals and I wonder why entire world is hatewaching him

❄️@footyhan

entire world sat on a couch for 90 minutes to hatewatch a 41 year old.

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PEPIE 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈@pepie_21·1d

someone already said this but. This animation was definitely NOT made by a larper. You have to be a fan to get EVERYTHING wrong. This is like that scene in Spiserverse where Miles wanted to fail his exam and got a perfect 0 points.

Trassel ❀トラセル 🇫🇮@trasselvardias

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