Night at the Museum Updates

every night this kid comes to life bitten by a rattlesnake he spends hours in agony and just before he finally dies, the sun comes up there is nothing i can do

thought this was a beautiful butch lesbian but no it's the gay cowboy from night at the museum

you already know what's on full blast tonight

the service provided to visitors by this chair is that you are tied to it if i find you after closing for your own good of course

our happy pride would like to wish y'all a #HappyPrideMonth 🏳️‍🌈🦁

june 1st… i can finally post this

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@MrDrProfJohnstn you may have to zoom in

But WHERE THO

at night if you squint you will see a tiny adam driver

i took off tonight not because i have plans but because i overheard the titanosaur's

and you probably thought the roaches were bad

@TM9380 @Riamus01 that's because the real museum is too dangerous to film in after dark

@Riamus01 It’s a shame it looks nothing like the real museum, lol

So out of nostalgia I was watching Night at the Museum (and wow are they still such fun to watch) and I just realized, since this is the American Museum of Natural History, the Trex here is AMNH 5027. The same Trex that the Jurassic Park one is based on, & the one in the-

i am looking at rocks 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺

you may have noticed that the museum was closed today that is because we are preparing for the Party

feeling personally attacked in the gem hall rn

why do you think we got rid of him

you can save yourself from the incomprehensible horrors that dwell in the museum after dark by simply leaving promptly at close which this person clearly did not do