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how to work out in your dorm (alternate caption: how not to gain the freshmen 15)

i can’t with her #no #goodbye

@Cailey_Kazoo I would gladly pay $500 for a history audio textbook voiced by Lin-Manuel Miranda

all textbooks should be available as audio books but you should have options for different celebrities to voice the content. A $200 textbook is not worth it but if that book is voiced by Barack Obama? $500 easy and worth every penny

me finally my next relaxing semester

at a Covid testing site (wearing masks), handing over paperwork for me & two of my kids: woman looking over papers: "okay... Anthony, Keegan and Kadence... Hawk? Are you guys related to Tony Hawk?" me: yes her: "Are you pulling my leg?" me: no, we are all directly related to him

the jonas brothers went to the year 3000. they could have warned us about covid-19 but chose not to

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

I’m sorry is Ed blocking the baby’s ears so he doesn’t hear this fight?? #TheBachelorette

@Cailey_Kazoo OH YEAH

@musicalmandy7 he also gives me old school lauv vibes mixed in there

zac from #TheBachelorette looks like shia labeouf, matthew morrison and matthew mcconaughey no cap

happy birthday to ellen pompeo and josh peck only !!!!!

When the world forgets God, may we live lives that demonstrate the reality of His existence.

when you hurry and try to get to Sonic before Happy Hour ends but you hit all the stoplights

Caniacs are rock n' rollin' with this out-of-the-box "sushi" #CanesHack. How creative can your get with your box combo?

Please twitter do your thing and bring my baby brother home, he was last seen on his bike.. 10/10/20 around 10 am.. in Yankton, SD... I hope this reaches many of you.. missingkids.org/poster/NCMC/14…

We have an enemy, and it’s not each other. “For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms.” Ephesians 6:12

@Cailey_Kazoo @conlakeand it’s the “you know” for me

“I like hands-on activities but I also like legs-on activities, you know?” -@conlakeand

meet your 2020 king of hearts contestants!!! we can’t wait to show them off on october 22nd! make sure you get your ticket today to see who will bring home the crown! 👑 #alphaphiunk #kingofhearts