Current situation South Africa, a geographically large country with a rural population of millions of people.
Many areas don't even have a cellphone signal, let alone internet.
Elon: We can give you high-speed web access in all rural areas for less than what your local suppliers are currently asking in cities.
ANC: Sounds great, but you are white.
Elon: I will give free web access to 2.4 million underprivileged children.
ANC: But... you are white.
SA-Media: This white racist doesn't want to abide by our non racist rules. He must give 30% of his company to our black elites for free, fuck the school children.
For shits and giggles, I decided to see just how hard it would be to replace my birth certificate, Social Security card, AND my marriage license, since Democrats think women are too stupid to figure it out.
Here's how it went:
1. Birth certificate: Contacted the health department of the county where I was born. They OVERNIGHTED a certified copy to me the next day - total cost, $14.
2. SS Card: Contacted Social Security on their site. They asked if I was sure I needed the card, since I 'won't likely be asked for it.' I went ahead and got it - took five business days to arrive - total cost, $0.
3. Marriage License: Went to the 'vital docs' site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days - total cost, $5.
It cost less than $20 to obtain all three certified/legal documents, and it took less than five business days to receive them. Note: if I had lived where I was born or married, it would have been a day. Tops.
Anyone telling you this is too hard or unfair is lying and hiding the real reason they want to stop Voter ID.
I know you guys knew that already... lol
Billie Eilish reported me to ICE and got me deported cause I joked about flying to the US and moving into her mansion
She literally said “no one is illegal on stolen land” but called ICE on me
Honestly amazing performance art, I somehow managed to get Billie Eilish and American liberals to endorse border control and deportations
The pain was worth it for the meme
If you see this, please say hi. There has been a DRAMATIC drop in number of views/engagements on my posts over the last week or so.
New algorithm? Shadow-banning accounts that post positively about Israel? Not sure. Hopefully it's only temporary.
Elon Musk has 231M followers.
If we all follow each other…
Then technically, we can all reach 231M too. 😎
This isn’t a joke. It’s a strategy.
Follow me, I follow back.
Let’s grow together, not alone. 🚀
Reply with “Hi” if you’re in.
Why does a random conservative with 10k followers and a 200-word banger only get 180 impressions while some DNC troll with a braindead take clears 300k?
That’s not the “free speech paradise” Elon promised us.
The longer I’m on this app, the clearer it gets.
I’ve been playing checkers while the other side plays chess with our rage.
Here’s the dirty little secret they don’t want you to figure out.
Democrat influencer accounts aren’t talented.
They’re not clever.
They’re not even funny.
They’re professional outrage farmers.
Every post is bait engineered for one thing.
Triggering YOU into commenting.
And every time you do?
Cha-ching!
Your anger literally funds their lifestyle.
Last week I begged y’all to stop feeding the beast.
I watched the same accounts who swore they’d quit…go right back to ratio-ing Harry Sisson and JoJoFromJerz like it was their job.
Guys, they don’t read your comments.
They don’t care that you "owned" them.
They’re laughing all the way to the bank because YOU just boosted their post to another 200k impressions while your own thread sat at 183 views.
We are financing the enemy with our own keyboards.
The algorithm isn’t some mysterious AI overlord.
It’s simple: engagement = reach.
Comments are rocket fuel.
Right now WE are strapping rockets to their posts instead of ours.
A conservative post with heart, truth, and 400 words of gold gets 3 likes and dies.
A Democrat post that says “Trump smells” gets 4,000 comments and lives on the For You page for 48 hours.
We control this.
Not the code monkeys.
Us.
So here’s the play starting TODAY.
Stop commenting on their garbage.
Mute, block, scroll...whatever it takes.
Starve the trolls.
Do you want to shift the algorithm back in our favor?
START commenting on OUR posts.
Doesn’t have to be an essay.
“Facts” or “Exactly” is enough.
Every single comment pushes that post to more conservative timelines.
Repost the little guys.
I’m practicing what I preach starting right now.
If I like your post, I’m dropping a comment.
If you like mine, pay it forward on the next conservative post you see.
Ten of us commenting on each other’s stuff creates a ripple that drowns out their noise.
We have the numbers.
We have the passion.
We’re just pointing it in the wrong direction.
Imagine six months from now...
Their troll posts rotting at 800 views while a 19-year-old kid from Florida with 1100 followers just hit a million impressions because we finally started lifting each other up.
That world is one click away.
So I’m asking you...
AGAIN.
No, I’m telling you.
Choose whose side you’re boosting today.
Stop helping the enemy.
Start building the army.
Who’s with me?