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The salted pork is particularly good

@PaulDiePie_ free cone day!

@PaulDiePie_ Now that’s not true

Evan killed Catherine O’Hara

Not everything needs a yearly wrap.

Two words. Mustard. Greens.

@PaulDiePie_ is uncouth

@PaulDiePie_ You’re going to get socked

Evan eats mold

@PaulDiePie_ I’m gonna sock you

Evan isn’t group 7

Brewers head coach is just thwomp from Mario

@PaulDiePie_ “SPACE TRAVEL BASICS”

@mustardmower because the mission required the specialized, expertise of oil drillers to operate on the asteroid's volatile composition, a skill that even well-trained astronauts dont have & takes less time to teach drillers space travel basics than to train astronauts to drill with accuracy

Why didn’t they just train the astronauts to drill instead of training drillers to be astronauts in Armageddon

W #cubs

That scene from Hook when Robin Williams sees the imaginary food on the table and all the kids start chanting “your doing it, Peter”

@PaulDiePie_ I was on a Midwest mustard tour

This is not how man should celebrate Boxing Day

@PaulDiePie_ sides with the CEO’s

@PaulDiePie_ Have a fourth child

Why hasn’t @mustardmower bought me a bottle of blantons yet

“Michael Caine peaked in Miss Congeniality” -Liz