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I hate when I show someone my favorite show/movie and then they give it a valid criticism. No, you’re not allowed to do that, it’s flawless and perfect.

I’m heading to bed, leave me gimmicks or add my discord, or don’t. I don’t care. Whatever. Leave me alone. Get off my back about this, dude! Interact or don’t—I don’t care! Ah! Stop! Leave me alone!

@pullmyfinga4 He disgusts me

@mutebytex Matt stop looking at your vag

I’m on my fifth bowl of cereal and I feel like I’ve ate nothing. It gets damn serious with Raisin Bran. I can’t stop. I’m getting more.

Tags: #ntbts #mattjay #iasip #itsalwayssunny #ntbtstm #promotwt

My dad just said “you have a lot of… quirks”. What??

Wait I’m redoing my intro, everyone stay calm, cool and collected. This is a big deal.

I don’t know uh, what about Charlie having an emotional breakdown and Dennis taking advantage of him while hyper-feminizing him and then gaslighting him that he was being dramatic and wanted it? Is that anything? Do you guys like this?

There’s definitely some emotional incest thing happening with Dennis & Dee, right?

When my posts get more than three likes I’m convinced I’m blowing up and I’ve become mainstream.

People make fun of people who are into fauxcest and then call their lame ass boyfriend “daddy”. You’re in the same boat, retard!

Is it mean if I put “people with friends” on my DNI.

Thank you guys for 2 billion followers. I will do nothing for the occasion.

Can someone amputate Matt Johnson please

I feel bad for that fruit fly but it flew right into my water so who’s fault is it really

I just accidentally swallowed a fruit fly.

I hate having OCD because I’ll have a fucked up thought and then argue with myself in my head for 10 minutes about morality and manesfestion.

IASIP S4 Ep1, they definitely raped Cricket at the end, right? We all agree on that?

"Guess who ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾" -> I have no clue, give me a hint. Please. tinycheeseburger.straw.page