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Politicians are liars. They are amorphous. They are also strange bedfellows. Woe unto you if you are banking on them to save you.

I have sued William Ruto for grabbing of public land belonging to KCAA near Wilson Airport along Langata Rd on which he built WESTON hotel.

Any Kenyan dentist will tell you that the Maasai have stronger and white teeth, and stronger bones. Why? MEAT. Also, people from Western Kenya have very strong jaws (and teeth) Why? Chewing guavas, cassava, and sugarcane. None of these live on toxic waste like fluoride.

Siku ya nyani kufa, miti yote huteleza; GoK has been reduced to just a shell of propaganda & misinformation. Its desperation reaches new lows as it resorts to sending rapists & paedophiles like Reuben Kiborek to lie & beg citizens to save the drowning Kenya Kwisha ship of death.

We successfully shifted timelines last year by the way. So many mandela effects going on. Question, which side is the human heart on? The left side or at the center?

If you live in Afrika, You don't need to buy Vitamin D3 supplements. The sun is enough. Save your money.

The rule of thumb is this: DON'T VOTE FOR JOURNALISTS AND CELEBRITIES. They thrive on clout, relevance and propaganda.

Kanye West on Michael Jackson: “Michael was great but I’m the Michael Jackson of this generation. Actually, Michael was the Kanye of his generation.”

Huyo dem labda last time tukidemand justice for Rita Waeni na Starlet Wahu alikuwa anajipost huko IG akijiambia can never be me wacha wende tu

music just ain’t been the same since @lildurk been gone 😩

When you lose, Don’t lose the lesson.

Tony Odhiambo, the man accused of killing 22-year-old Consolata Githinji at an AirBnB in Kilimani, already had a pending arrest warrant for a rape case from last year? Wow. It seems the Kiganjo D(minus) @DCI_Kenya killer goons are only super-efficient when it comes to abducting critics and dissenters. They had no problem showing up at my house with two vehicles full of 11 armed officers (including one woman), breaking in and beating me up, even confiscating my gadgets - all because of a few tweets. But murderers and rapists? They get to walk free for months. This is the classic Western colonial blueprint at work: some crimes are clearly more equal than others. The system protects its own while hunting down those who dare question it. Shame on this corrupt regime and its colonial overlords @USEmbassyKenya @UKinKenya @EUinKenya .

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Katwa Kigen is an advocate with a very shallow and ignorant legal mind. He is a dimwit. No substance. A very corrupt man with twisted mind.

Kuna hard drugs ukitumia unaskianga kupepea tu.. lakini tuombe tusiwahi jipata in a situation only you and God knows the truth!..

Wisdom I never studied pours from my tongue like warm honey. Words I never read bloom behind my eyes in perfect constellations. I speak and galaxies lean in to listen. I listen and the silence itself hands me its oldest secrets, shyly, like a child offering wildflowers.

There was a time a commission was formed by the former president Moi to investigate devil worshipping in Kenya.

You cannot give your life more time, but you can give your time more life.

Stop spending to impress. Start saving to build.

The month of April is coming to an end. Take time and evaluate your: • Wins • Losses Examine your failures and what you can do to correct them. Appreciate the gains you made. Remember to send 2 gratitude notes to two people who shaped your month. #BetterTogether