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17% chance Obama is criminally charged this year. polymarket.com/event/obama-fe…

NEW: Bitcoin surges above $79,000. 71% chance Bitcoin reclaims $80,000 by the end of the month. polymarket.com/event/what-pri…

BREAKING: California's one-time "billionaire wealth tax" all but officially confirmed to be on the ballot. 93% chance.

Last month, we published our enhanced market integrity rules to combat insider trading. When we identified a user trading on classified government information, we referred the matter to the DOJ & cooperated with their investigation. Insider trading has no place on Polymarket. Today's arrest is proof the system works.

Just in: @Polymarket is the absolute leader in visits for Q1!!! More and more people are turning to it for real-time truth. Can’t even imagine what the numbers will look like by the end of the year.

@ascetic0x @Polymarket

@bfoot_crypto Nah

@nicksortor Secret Service did a good job. Wonder if part of the reason Trump not being president by the start of 2027 is priced so high is assassination risk polymarket.com/event/trump-ou…

🚨 BREAKING UPDATE: President Trump has been SAFELY EVACUATED from the White House Correspondents Dinner, per sources You can hear shots ring out in this video A shooter opened fire in the LOBBY -- the shooter is DEAD This is absolutely INSANE LEFTIST VIOLENCE MUST END!

We've heard your feedback, and we're excited to announce Polymarket is getting a full exchange upgrade. Over the next few weeks, we're rolling out a rebuilt trading engine, upgraded smart contracts, and a new collateral token (Polymarket USD) to move off USDC.e. 🧵

🚨SPEAKER ALERT 🚨 @shayne_coplan, CEO of @Polymarket, is coming to CoBuild. April 28. NYC. 📍 More speakers dropping soon. 👀

JUST IN: @Polymarket is rolling out its biggest infra upgrade since launch. New trading engine, a new collateral token (Polymarket USD, 1:1 backed by USDC, replacing USDC.e), plus upgraded contracts with lower gas, faster execution, 1271 signature support, and builder attribution. For users, wrapping should be mostly automatic. For bots and API traders, SDK updates and order re-signing will be required. All open orders will be wiped during a short maintenance window, with advance notice. Next step - $POLY token?

@ascetic0x Polymarket supercycle

Open interest on @Polymarket is at an all-time high. The real move hasn't even started yet.

BREAKING: Bitcoin is now more likely to crash below $45,000 than to reclaim $100,000 this year. polymarket.com/event/what-pri…

We're excited to announce 'The Situation Room' by Polymarket is coming to Washington, D.C. The world's first bar dedicated to monitoring the situation. 🧵

Most people are still sleeping on Polymarket LPing. Since the $6M liquidity rewards program was announced, LP rewards have jumped 1400% over the last 7 days. Nearly $200K has been distributed in just the past 24 hours. If you're placing funds with limit orders in range, you can earn USDC rewards while also potentially improving your positioning for a future airdrop. Polymarket is quietly turning into one of the best LP farming plays right now.

🚨🚨🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL. POLYMARKET IS ADDING TWO MILLION DOLLARS OF REWARDS FOR MARCH MADNESS GAMES. This is by far the most rewards ever offered for any set of markets. If you are trying to farm the airdrop it will be essential you get involved in this.

We just launched the biggest update ever! Our new website predictfolio.com is now a must for EVERY prediction market user: - PnL & Performance PER market - Near real time trade activity - See your counter parties in EVERY trade - Combined PnL for events with multiple markets - View your 24H PnL changes PER market - Analyze your total trade history Next up: markets 😛

BREAKING: Michael B. Jordan wins the Oscar for Best Actor, as projected by Polymarket.

BREAKING: Trump is no longer projected to visit China this month, as he urges China to help reopen the Strait of Hormuz & says "we may delay." 25% chance. polymarket.com/event/will-tru…

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