a sacrificial lamb

hey

Who will entertain the masses? The humble clown:

when she ask me if she’s the most important thing to me, but i’m side eyeing my air fryer

“whose pussy is this?” Yours if you can answer my riddles three

Guy I know fucked a wood nymph and the next day he woke up his dick had turned into a tree branch. Leaves and everything. I'm just saying be careful out there

dormí pero no descansé

growing up is realizing everything you liked at 13 was dope as fuck

Okay — Breathe. You're not crazy. You're in survival mode. And, honestly? Vibes.

whatever, go my bomb homunculus

i know that half orange side speak to her like venom

Im pregnant with so many ideas

I WILL NOT BE PARTICIPATING IN "APRIL FOOLS" BECAUSE I AM NOT ALLOWED TO TELL A LIE EVER BUT I HOPE EVERYONE ELSE HAS FUN

“oh my god he hits you?” i wish he’d do it more

not believing anything i see until april 3rd

have u ever sparked up with ur grandma dude it’s insane

how should I feel II 4"x6" oil on canvas panel

your wife is former discord concubine

The tumors on my balls spell retard in braille

yeah bitch suck this mosquito dick

bro shut up you're acting like such an unexpected item in bagging area right now