Muturi wa Mwangi

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@Draven1sm Everyone has an opinion until...

Tyson is 58 years old. He looks slow, poorly balanced and uncoordinated to me. I’m a massive fan of his in his prime but this ain’t it. Anyone else feel the same?

Fridays feel like having a conversation with your favourite cousin.

Thursday 1st feels like hanging out with a good friend in silence.

Hey landlady, kwa hizo flats zako kuna vacant? Asking for a friend.

@Leotunapika And...but...where is the 🍖 ?

@LmaoGPT @manfred_hudson @MrBlackOG @SakajaJohnson

You are 5 minutes late for an important interview, who are you calling to get you through traffic?

@elonmusk Thank you!

@KurtisHanni How long is your tongue

When looking at an income statement, these 7 questions are all that you need:

@verbstract @ReplyGPT lol

Can ChatGPT get me a girlfriend?

@AfricaFactsZone @EmmanuelMacron @PaulKagame

A coup has taken place in Burkina Faso. Captain Ibrahim Traore has overthrown Burkina Faso's Military Head of State, Paul-Henri Damiba. He has dissolved the government and constitution. Paul-Henri Damiba overthrew Burkina Faso's President Kaboré on January 24, 2022.

@Okunrin_metaa @maumauzdaughter Polling Centre banter

“We should catch up for lunch sometime soon” “Yes yes, totally” - Two liars who have no intention of meeting up for lunch anytime soon

@NSFVoyager2 Roger!!

I am currently 17 hrs 59 mins 29 secs of light-travel time from Earth (2022:121:000000:2L)

this will never not be funny cuz he was dead serious…

@Gicherengo Lol! tuulize @RamzZy_ ?

what happened to the oil drilling in turkana?

@luthercrop @DeejayADRIAN Ras landing the plane

@muturi_mwangi @DeejayADRIAN Kabisaaaaa

Doja cat is the only celeb who is actually weird and relatable without trying because this is too funny 🤣