shut up

Everything I’ve been scared of changed my life. Everything. All for the best.

@FTFansy @tostoneside Omg 😭

@tostoneside You can’t be singin like that asian baby

Why she singing like #that

@chao_mbogho Can you share some stories

I agree. Delusional optimism has led me to dreams that if I played it safe I wouldn't have achieved. I am a big supporter of sometimes being hopeful in ways that shock even you.

@teagueshoup God bless Kodachrome

Like ?????

@Mon_Damoiseau I just want mine to write smut about me and my bf is that a hard ask to follow

i'm like, genuinely bewildered people can get chatbots to talk to them like this. like, how many hours do you have to spend manipulating their memory and personalisation features to flip them into grooming mode? it's so scary

@0xtotem @grok what does this mean

had to do my resume again so I added a transparent prompt injection at the end it wish me luck

i get high in public and dig in my tote bag for 20 minutes

Why is everyone on bridgerton getting fingered

@iamallthatis_ Mine did this too 🤣 like this manifesting stuff is real

take it from my man that a 3p doesn’t exist / never matters. years ago he used to tell his friends that he would date me / I was going to be his wife & some of his friends were mutuals with my ex. they would tell him things like “oh she’s with so & so dude be realistic” & my man never wavered. he stuck to his story. I was always his in his mind before the 3d confirmed it to him. and the circumstances were the complete opposite of his desired end but that never stopped him. persist. it’s already yours.

@EJode30441 @ONCHAINBADDIE1 @PopCrave ???????????????

@ONCHAINBADDIE1 @PopCrave Nah. She don’t even have a team lol. Her team is comprised of one single over weight gay fat man. And he’s lazy as fuck. JLo’s fans are always attacking him cuz he lets JLo get dragged every day , he also sometimes posts cringe posts that her fans get pissed at ,

Glambot director Cole Walliser is under fire for his responses to a possible customer inquiring about the camera for a wedding. Walliser reportedly doubted the woman’s ability to pay for his services.

@zio_n You gotta be a Libra

my goal is to know everyone in the world i know a nigga who work at a meat store and can get me wagyu steaks at wholesale for 45% off

@THEKIDMERO ok mero

BACK IN THE DAY I WAS DEFINITELY FAKE LISTENIN TO ALL THIS BULLSHIT IN A RUNDOWN BUSHWICK APARTMENT BECAUSE THE NECK WAS *CRRAAAZYYY* SITTING THRU THIS VERBAL EULA BEFORE GETTIN SLURPED OFF ON THE COUCH WAS MANDATORY 😫

i have a theory about God i talk about all the time He knows He can’t reach everyone through the same methods, so He meets you in a way you can understand if you’re naturally funny, He puts you in situations that, in hindsight, are so absurd you can’t help but laugh if you’re analytical, He shows up as patterns. coincidences that line up too cleanly to ignore if you’re emotional, He reaches you through love and loss. through people who break you open and show you what mattered if you’re a skeptic, He lives in the questions that won’t leave you alone God isn’t broadcasting on one frequency and blaming people for not tuning in He’s speaking the language you already understand and if you ever stop long enough to listen, you realize He’s been talking to you the entire time

@cinnomng1rl Rashida jones

yall would hate to know who i thought this was at first

@CarterJahad @Vejeees I’m crying what does this mean??? 😭

@Vejeees And they can go rub two nickels between your ass crack because I don’t give a fuck honestly

Because your ancestors were probably on the ship hope that helps

@AAAAAPlus @pablothebandit THIS.

@pablothebandit Warefare created by men against men… leave us out of it

this the type of psychological warfare we go through as men that most women wouldn’t be able to read the room & tell

@_benjvmins_ Vocally: Bryson tiller Style of singing: HER, summer walker

Close your eyes and tell me who this sounds like

I had an intense craving for Popeyes so I ordered it and when I got the bag from the delivery person the craving immediately disappeared

@imanifesteditxo This just blew my mind

The obsession with “being realistic” when nothing is even real