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Heiress of Slytherin Lily Evans, who gave it to her son!: a🧵 her mother and the family before her were near-squib descendants of the slytherin line. her mother didnt like the family and so distanced herself dar from them, she didnt really use her magic (1/?)

@404harryjames wait what fic is this? that sounds like such a fun read

that one fic where wveryone calls him professor and he jokingly gives them points and hogwarts actually counts it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 harry good with kids in every universe

Hbp harry adopting a bunch of first and second years ☹️ news of da trickling down and so they keep asking him stuff abt dada ☹️ them forming a severe attachment to this teenager with anger issues and so many other issues ☹️ hermione taking a picture of all of them ☹️

@queasyghosts i would like to see harry just gnawing on voldemort, or the other way around. could be cuteness aggression or normal aggression, i just think it would be funny to see jaw wide open, trying its hardest to bite lmao

ssss #harrymort anyone have any silly or loving harrymort/tomarry doodle requests? i want to draw more of them but head too full with stress -__-

@shamecorner344 you just unlocked a memory of an svsss fic i read with this premise.

Just got fucking tommarymort BRAINBLAST idea: voldemort sleep paralysis demon doing unholy things to harry

@springbris using this as a new reaction photo

have you guys seen the new axe commercial for crotch deodorant and a central conceit is that it’s gonna smell so good guys will start sniffing your crotch. yes they’re all men in the commercial

@andromaxeoftroy i like to think hes like me and kinda hates it. solely because eyelashes keep falling into his eye and he has to get it out with his fingers because it is so itchy. he loves how they look but hate the maintenance lmao

i know harry's eyelashes are so thick and dark and frame his eyes perfectly🙂‍↕️my pretty boy mc

@404harryjames i love reading fics where harry is 15ish and suddenly has to take care of this young child who latched onto him. starts helping the parents, giving them breaks by taking care of the kid. or maybe the kids an orphan so harry has to look after them without the dursleys finding out.

harry would be such a good older brother im soo fucking sad my potter family

first time using a makeup melting cleansing balm, and i finally understand what everyone means by 'fogginess'! its like theres a blur filter on my eyes but not bad so ig i picked a good one! like the fogginess was probably a 7/10 but its mostly cleared after almost 10 minutes-

That's it! I loved this fic so much, I read it all in one sitting. I just really needed to talk about it and figured if I posted, I could come back and know why I enjoyed it before I get to reread my favourite moments! If you like Tim Drake, read this fic, it is soooo good!

10. I love love love when Tim gets spooky! Obviously, we know how he has this knowledge but imagine Jason and Dicks POV, wondering how the fuck this kid is able to get such an accurate read on them. Is he just that good, or is there something worse behind it! It's so fun lmao!

Back in my Batman/DC Era.. So here's some of the quotes I liked in "cards on the table" by wesslan. (I went back and found some moments I liked but I only remembered to screenshot when I was nearly finished, so I am missing some of the parts I loved) archiveofourown.org/works/48795628…

@raven_producer @WolfofX in my head it was pronounced, "LINGER" - "EE"

@WolfofX So he said it as “leen-Jerry”???

@byersserum happy easter!

Happy Easter, everyone.

@byersserum YES WILL, USE THAT MAN! love when they just lose all control once they start feeling good!

He immediately puts his hands on Will's hips and says "Who told you to stop? Be a good boy for daddy and ride him" and Will's gotten so used to listening to Mike that he doesn't even hesitate to continue.

Will using Mike in his sleep for the first time because Mike said it was okay. Will is super nervous because he doesn't want to bother him, but he's just so needy and already wet without even touching himself. He rides Mike tentatively at first before he loses all shame.

@byersserum i know and ship more of these ships than i thought i would lmao

10 ships to get to know me 1. Byler 2. Kazuscara 3. Soukoku 4. Hualian 5. Hannigram 6. Wenzhou 7. Lumax 8. Stonathan 9. Jancy 10. Sigzai

@byersserum i come up with like 12 different potential replies but when i try to write it, it just sounds all jumbled and doesnt make sense

@muxindarling I understand, I'm the same.

Please never hesitate to interact with me under tweets or in dms. I love talking to all of you and I am a bit of a loser.

@byersserum i've not known you for long but i know that to be the truth.

I think I'm quite obviously omega there is no need for a poll.