slipe

I mean look at me. I have 0 dignity and am having a blast

Everyone who works at a bar on St. Paddy’s weekend deserves $25K and a gun

you make a quilt One time and all your friends start asking Hey can you turn this XS sweater i thrifted into a Large?

it would suck if this was your uber’s license plate

day 2 no celsius. the trembling won’t stop and I’ve lost the ability to lock in

*respectfully declining a cigarette* Sorry, I drool too much

It’s crazy how bodybuilding is gayer than being gay

its Wet The Block Wednesday. push up on your opps and start spanking shit

Every time i leave my house i have a near death experience

me when I don’t have time for a $9 coffee

Nothing like an ice cold cream after work

Feels nice to stretch out the old legs