alyssandra.

burnt my mouth on my coffee. world's out to get me.

@splitarget L

@muzzlesunrest ?

some pathetic so-called lawyer keeps saying i’m getting lazy for not killing him myself but i want you all to know that he’s asking for it.

@splitarget ur mom.

@muzzlesunrest who asked you.

yawn. where did you all go?

@purpleavenger no comment. thats between me and my washing machine.

@muzzlesunrest ⠀ how many pillow sheets have your eye print on them? ( /lh ) ⠀

day 2 eyeliner is always better than day 1 eyeliner. its worth the sacrifice of sleeping in it & not rubbing your eyes in the morning.

@fearstudies hmm. thanks.

bark.

@lethaltrial frank.

@muzzlesunrest hi.

hey.

i have a headache and a sore throat. they are trying to stop me, but i wont let them.

@eaudering disgusting. blocked.

i love scamming scam callers back. more people should get into doing that.