Maggie Widdoes
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Maggie Widdoes
@mwidds
noisy girl, explosive piece of ass
Katılım Kasım 2008
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resharing this for no particular reason ❤️❤️
sandy@sandyhonig
CW: VOMITING I’ve been struggling w a stomach disorder called gastroparesis, which causes me to vomit almost everything I eat. my insurance denied coverage for a procedure, so I went to their office to appeal their decision. full vid here: youtu.be/-gCl_q1zy_Y
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Experiencing real life feelings of grief since Russel Westbrook moved to The Nuggets…not ideal…….lots to think about………..,,,,:,…
Beastbrook@Beastbr00k0
Russ already boosting that team chemistry on the Nuggets 💯 x.com/maxinetheminer…
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Let me be clear: if you are posting about Raygun the Australian breakdance Olympian, I WILL be liking that shit. CAPICHE??????
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American hetero women are straight until literally anytime they come in contact with the USWNT. The most concentrated amount of steal your girl energy to exist.
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Whoever cutting that grass gotta be alil more locked in .
President Biden Archived@POTUS46Archive
It's great to be back at the White House.
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Kate is the funniest fucker we have. It would be silly and ill-advised to be in nyc and not go to this.
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The real meme would be “let’s work it out on the remix” and a picture of your family of origin, you cowards
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That’s exactly what I’ve been trying to say this whole entire time
Pitbull@pitbull
Don't talk about it, be about it.... let's party all night, dale mami
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This man hustled me in Uno and put me $70,000 in debt
Alyssa Limperis@alyssalimp
The Greek Easter Bunny
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This tweet has everything: perceived haters, personal indulgences, nails, joy, glitter, the Midwest, reproductive health advocacy…
ANNE LAMOTT@ANNELAMOTT
They say you can’t buy happiness, but they are wrong. Clean clothes and glittery nails? I spent $26 in Ypsilanti for both and am the happiest person I know. $20 manicures here; another reason to plug into Ann Arbor/Detroit area if you want to help save Democracy & women’s rights.
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@Conner_McCabe @BenStiller Conner I share this exact thing. It’s good, I think. We are right. Our brains are good.
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I keep saying I have a soft spot for the Knicks because a friend of mine roots for them, but I realized this “friend” doesn’t exist and I’m just seeing @BenStiller’s tweets about the team and his joy causes my brain to react like he’s a happy friend.
My brain is broken.
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I'm almost dangerously excited for my monthly column, Fantasy Aisle, over at Jezebel! I'll be writing about all things SFF and genre adjacent news items. For my inaugural column I go OFF about how #BookTok is bad (even though I use it).
Jezebel@Jezebel
Introducing Fantasy Aisle: A monthly column from Jackie Jennings (@ohhijackie) about everything related to horny dragon books. The Problem With BookTok Isn’t the Pretty Influencers or the Fantasy Books jezebel.com/the-problem-wi…
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@mwidds Men really think they should be owed money for simply existing.
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Please respect my and my unemployed roommate who moderates a funko pop discord’s privacy at this time 🙏
Variety@Variety
Two men who rented “Yesterday” after seeing Ana de Armas in the trailer, only to discover that her role was removed in the final cut of the film, have settled their false advertising lawsuit. The two sued Universal in 2022, alleging that they were each cheated out of $3.99. A federal judge sided with them, finding that trailers are not immune from false advertising claims. But various setbacks followed, leaving the men on the hook for $126,705 in Universal legal fees. bit.ly/3w2PAIT
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