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Can’t believe that fucking witch has got it yeno hope she drops dead

Listening to classical music and crying at my desk in work I LOVE MONDAYS !

Your husband was legally allowed to rape you and beat you but at least we didn’t have to go to work ay

I LIVEEEE for annoying my fella yeno it’s my favourite activity

6 years ago today 😂🥲 why does life just fly by pls I can remember this like it was yesterday

PCS Branch Secretary Elise delivering a barnstorming and heartfelt speech at the Liverpool @eiecampaign rally. PCS members have had ENOUGH - bring on the national ballot ✊️ #EnoughlsEnough #PCS

@thatwisewitch Me when I listen to age ain’t nothing but a number cos I knowww R kelly was in the back while she was recording like

That Theo von on tik tok kills me off he’s proper funny hahaha

Wish there was tattoo artists in Liverpool that did this style :(

Jesus wept the comments on this are woeful has any man on twitter ever seen a woman in real life

I can’t even touch my face in me nans without her going STOP PICKIN YE FACE GIRL like calm down marg me nose is itchy

Thinking aba all the places I’ve lived n I’m actually half a gypo I’ve moved so much hahaha

If I never had to work another day in my life I would and I’ve only been working for 6 years so that’s depressing

Why are people shocked Jay z is a dicked he was going out with Aaliyah/ Beyoncé when they were teenagers and he was literally aba 31

Maybe I’m biased but I’m the funniest person to make tik toks ever in the world

If you use the word “cock” 100% seriously you need to be put to death

Sorry but I’d have to swerve me fella if I seen these texts