molly😮‍💨

hi x

the urge to be hugged for 2 hrs

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i can’t tell if this tweet is obvious bait or the account owner genuinely doesn’t know female condoms are a thing??

@katiecammackk just chefs kiss every time

@mxllycarter sooo true !

which is the best corner yogurt xx

man tried 3 times and failed all of them 😭😭😭

gf that never finishes her food 🤝 bf who eats literally anything

If you don’t check your email everyday than you aren’t as grown as you think 😭😭

if i die nd someone tells my bf “she would want you to move on” i will haunt evryone

@EatinOnVeggies would that be sex or masturbathon tho?

most underrated banger oat imo

In Boris’ defence, he really has United the country in a way I don’t think I’ve seen in my lifetime. No matter what party, nationality, background, age or sex you identify as, we all agree he is a complete and utter tosspot.

@marklongworth98 my third one being that walkers crisps follow me

@mxllycarter Exactly that’s atleast 2 personality traits innit

now that i have a pair of doc martens, my only personality trait is that i have a pair of doc martens

@marklongworth98 i do drink monster

@mxllycarter Don’t forget you also drink monster

@hindermusic hi i love u

we technically have other songs