My A.M. after

The dj got me falling in love. #ButNotWithMyBoyfriend

"Last night I mastered the art of introducing my new bf to my old bf. Conclusion: DENY DENY DENY."

"Living the highlife last night is causing me a lowdeath this morning." #myAMafter

"Famous last words: TEQUILLLLAAAAAA SHOTTTTSSSSSSS!!!!!!!" #myAMafter

"There's nothing like waking up in your old boyfriends t-shirt next to your next to your new boyfriend." #myAMafter

"I called her by her wrong name on purpose. Soon her boyfriend will be my boyfriend and calling her the wrong name too." #myAMafter

"well, the count us up to 9. That's 9 guys I've dated at the NFL combine... They look equally agile on tv as in person." #myAMafter

I love that my boyfriend is constantly texting his bookie.....

"Tequila plus Jack equals word vomit....." #myAMafter

"The past week, I've been on 2 tour buses & kissed 2 bass players. I feel like I'm on Rock of Love. BUT I keep it classy w/ my clothes on"

"The cheez-it I just put in my mouth, tastes a lot like whatever it was that we smoked last night.." #myAMafter

@myAMafter Stories that start like that usually end....hmmm... interestingly. The middle is the best part! LMAO

"So I ended up in the tour bus......." #myAMafter

"Have I joined the mile high club if his plane is still in the hanger?" #myAMafter

"I'm releasing my recipe for magic swizzle to the world. Champagne, Juice in a tube & peach schnapps. Keepin it classy, folks." #myAMafter

"I'm sick of people calling my hair 'jersey shore hair'! This was southern belle/ pageant hair long before Snookie came around!" #myAMafter

"I woke up wearing a football jersey. I asked if it was his.... he said no. Damnit." #myAMafter

" Just spent the past 10 min having a convo with my pastor while sipping riesling through the straw of a McDonalds cup. I love tailgating."

"I told her not to go leave with him, he had horrible sideburns! Now I've got to pick her up from the Graceland gift shop." #myAMafter

"This champagne headache is really making my 'power' walk of shame impossible this morning." #myAMafter