Mycah Ridder

Every Friday my mom will say tomorrow is donut Saturday. And every Saturday I wake up to no donut. Donut Saturday sucks.

Student (age 14): The Greatest Showman is the worst movie I’ve ever seen. Me: Okay then, what’s your favorite? Student: Uh probably Hangover 3 🤦🏼‍♀️

On a scale of 1 to you forgot your nephew's birthday, how bad of an aunt are you?

To everyone who’s graduating: It’s all down hill from here.

@elise_bancroft You shut your poopy butt hole face

@myc_ridder He’s not wrong

Got a call from my sister and it ended up being my 3 year old nephew to tell me that I’m a poopy butt hole.

My Day 8:30am- “Miss Mycah does not want to be hugged right now” 1:00pm- “Respect my boundaries please” 6:00pm- “I need you to stop hanging on me” 9:30pm- “Get out of my face”

Day 82 of Winter- My eczema is flaring up

@elise_bancroft He grows more fine each passing year

@myc_ridder Oh wow you’ve been saying this for YEARS

Gordan Ramsey is smooth like vanilla. #mmmmmm

@embark16 @obarker22 it never ended

Anyone remember fun run? Yeah best time of my life.

@elise_bancroft I’ve been saying this forever!

i kinda think Gordon Ramsey is hot

When I was 7, I got so mad at my brother that I took all of his Micheal Jordan cards and he still hasn’t found out yet. Ha! Sucker.

Once when I was 22 years old I puked in front of a bunch of people at Cedar Point.

A customer wanted praline pecan ice cream and I mistakenly gave them butter pecan instead and I can’t stop thinking about it.

Unpopular opinion: ads are my favorite part about Spotify.

@h_shimmy i hate u for this. 😂

@sauersdaniel Only if you've got a big fat "S"

@myc_ridder 😂😂😂 should have had a squirrel wedding

To @sauersdaniel, my first ever CP boyfriend. I'll never forget you. twitter.com/garyfromteenmo…

People should not be allowed to purchase popcorn if they are seeing A Quiet Place. Your chewing would have gotten the whole theater killed, sir.