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everyone knows that’s how u get famous

i’m an animal LOVER a DOG lover but keep ur golden doodle away from me! freaky ass creatures

me when i

the drama was good

i love being the gay guy in mi clase de espanol

left work at 230, weather gorgeous, windows DOWN grace ives UP. I love my gaychunguslife

@hauntedbottom i love u

no g train. m only running 1 stop into manhattan. f delayed. i hate my haircut that was 80 dollars. i’m wearing eye makeup bc i’m a f &gg and it looks like shit. i’ve only eaten carcinogenic playdoh food today (dunkin meal deal, costs an extra dollar now). FUKMYGAYCHUNGUSLIFE

fml i bought grocery store sushi and got high and now i’m anxious that i don’t like grocery store sushi

cats the jellicle ball round 2 is MEOW

@ch1cken_t3nder i would’ve stayed in construction longer had i know

I need to be the most shredded construction manager in ridgewood for some reason

libbed tf out last night (got free tix to hamilton)

i bring a new straight woman to the hk empanada mama at least once a month

you will pay for your crimes.

andy blankenbuehler please excuse yourself from the cultural conversation

@bobbystivic @PopBase @SweatyOracle vindicated! prophesy fulfilled

@PopBase @SweatyOracle the concept of sweaty oracle being a trusted source

Maya Rudolph is reportedly set to make her Broadway debut as Mary Todd Lincoln in ‘Oh, Mary!’ (via @SweatyOracle)

isn’t this just the basement of the stranger

i don’t think that i can take it, because it took so long bake it, and ILL NEVER HAVE THAT RECIPE AGAIN

the coke was so good that night open.spotify.com/track/3EvyKykU…

catch u lady uh huh

@abbasolutelyy mete, delete, repeat

pondering making an alt