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PORTLAND THURSDAY shorturl.at/boQTX

@LifeAlwaysmys @ksnc48 @Milan_Patel @MikeFalzone Hmm yes wise words from “definitely NOT Sri Sri’s other account”

Before January 6th there was the #RRRMovie fort siege 🐅🐅🐅🛻 on Dishoom Dishoom with @Milan_Patel and @MikeFalzone 🙀 #telugu #rrr #bollywood #riffs #jokes #dishoomdishoom #comedy #action #show #losangeles #lol #funny

@ksnc48 @Milan_Patel @MikeFalzone Hey dude, I love this movie with a passion. When you watch it with your friends, you can cry. But listen… I’m gonna laugh.

@ksnc48 @Milan_Patel @MikeFalzone Right… we should all be taking this documentary incredibly seriously. All the CGI animals flying out of a truck are not silly at all.

@mynipsdontlie @Milan_Patel @MikeFalzone This doesn't looks like that their enjoying the movie..they r just making fun of the movie and it's ldisrespectful..if u don't want to watch the movie it's fine..but don't make silly comments like this..

People that “pray for you” think they’re better than people who will “send good vibes,” but they’re not.

If you have to follow up a statement with “That’s just my opinion…” it’s probably something you could have kept to yourself.

You don’t feel old until the bartender asks for an ID, you accidentally show them a library card, and then they serve you anyway.

Tonight at 8pm in The Lab @veronicakallday & @mynipsdontlie Present Thirst Trap Comedy with @themorganjay @irene_tu @simeygibson @laurapeek_ Only 23 tickets left here: improv.com/hollywood/even… #hollywoodimprov #comedy

When I’m old, I’m gonna shoplift. A lot.

I’m certain I deserve to paid more after my boss’s boss described the Q2 product updates as “gnarly”

I already have my revenge body. It’s just not THAT vengeful.

I haven’t watched @JudgeHarveyABC but I can present evidence that he has bad judgement

@cbrands @doshombres Um… why isn’t it blue?!

@DosHombres is the product of multiple generations of proud mezcal producers in a remote section of Oaxaca, Mexico. Learn how Aaron Paul & Bryan Cranston discovered this artesanal product and built a truly unique brand.

How I feel driving any roundabout 😎

Indian millennials: Ok, let's arrange a marriage between our dogs.

My comedy is less tongue in cheek and more cheek around tongue

@Jim_Jordan “Give it to me baby” - Nancy Reagan

"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." -Ronald Reagan

@KelseyCoCa They’ll be paid but also required change their name.

A studio apartment, but there’s a 24/7 attendant in the bathroom. #lifehack #luxury