Avan

Man. Codeforces is just too good for thinking. It's addictive atp.

VCs when they see a non-stanford guy asking for preseed funding

You ask a frat dude his hobby and he finna say sum shi like "snapchat quick add"

When someone hits on me irl but ion have my flirty stickers to send

You can't be a youthful looking young anymore without getting called twink

witty banter is my favourite form of foreplay.

Just saw my dream girl on hinge and I’m out of likes

@formerlyrando They have but it's mostly reading manhwas and stanning kpop groups and reposting grown ass men doing aegyo or sum

Women genuinely just don’t have hobbies

they tried to take my confidence n they know im cocky😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

@ilyasbigtits Ts like sayin "i support both Palestine and israel"

@deftsyds We #lovewatching da fuck Outta em dis yr together

@myquantph OMFG dont get me started on vinijude (you’re one of my goats now avan)

looking for #footballtwt moots she / her, adult Real Madrid & 🇫🇷 fan (have been for years) fav / rt are appreciated <3 (im funny I promise)

@dryhumpinginm Mfs really out here letting they mom die for sum likes

jerk ur homeboy off or let ur mom die

Dry humping is such an ugly world for something so beautiful

@deftsyds Dat vini and Bellingham linkup I miss it so bad bro i swear

@myquantph 💔💔💔✌🏼 and then we literally went through hell the last two seasons

@deftsyds Back when he carried us during our UCL grp league stages💔💔💔💔✌️

@myquantph Frrr we’re so lucky to have him (i miss 23/24 rma like a mf 🫩)

@Samyspacee On evry1's soul it is classroom of elite

which anime changed the way you think ???

@deftsyds Jude yes I love my goat since dat 2023 transfer

@myquantph hihi my favs are valverde and jude wbu (I like a lot of the legends too)

@maybemiffyy Idk if i should repost or report

i love waking up in pain mm 😂🙈🥺🤔😭🤭🤕🫣

don’t get horny around me i’m an empath