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myrtlebeast

@myrtlebeast

41 and retired. beach life. bored. thought I’d try X out. huge fan of @elonmusk. @grok. and @momspostingls. and (admittedly) JE conspiracy theories.

Katılım Şubat 2026
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myrtlebeast@myrtlebeast·
@gotrice2024 Why are there so many accounts like this? “What would you do”? These kids just want engagement. Please block them.
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SonnyBoy🇺🇸@gotrice2024·
This woman decided to surprise her boyfriend and decided to use his pressure washer to wash his car. She thought she was doing an amazing job, all of the clear “dirt” was coming off in sheets. She thought to herself all she needs to do is to get all of the clear “dirt” off and it will be so shiny and clean. She didn’t know that the setting on the washer was too high and she was blasting off clear coat paint, not dirt. If your significant other washed your car like this what would you do?
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myrtlebeast@myrtlebeast·
@HeatherIsUnsane These are resellers. And regardless, they’ve earned it. Don’t like it? Don’t go.
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Samurai Apocalypse
Samurai Apocalypse@HeatherIsUnsane·
I'm sorry, but this is insane. Metallica can suck it.
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myrtlebeast@myrtlebeast·
@WallStreetApes FALSE INFORMATION. You’re a MORON. That’s not a double cheeseburger. STOP WITH THESE POSTS.
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Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
American “hasn’t been to Burger King in a long time,” he went and is shocked by how small the items have gotten He ordered a Double Cheeseburger. He shows it’s now basically as small as a slider He puts a French fry across it to show a single small French fry is now bigger than the Double Cheeseburger in length People started noticing this new drastic decrease in size of the Burger King double cheeseburger in late 2025, early 2026
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Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
Doritos selling for $7 a bag ended up costing PepsiCo billions It turns out the decision to charge $7 for a bag of Doritos backfired and people stopped buying them, costing the company billions In response, the price is being lowered. “PepsiCo, it's actually gonna slash prices by up to 15% on some of their salty snacks after sales plunged, and the company missed internal revenue targets”
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myrtlebeast@myrtlebeast·
@end3of6days9 I wish X was limited to 140 characters like Twitter originally was. These novel like posts are unbearable.
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End3of6Days9 (Helen) 🇺🇸
💼 This woman secretly worked TWO full-time remote jobs at the same time… for two whole years. Tatiana from Orlando was pulling in around $218,000 a year with a dual-monitor setup, quietly juggling over 40 overlapping Zoom meetings (muted mic, perfectly angled cameras so she looked fully present for both). She was crushing it — one company promoted her and the other kept inviting her to leadership meetings. Everything was smooth until both companies suddenly demanded everyone return to the office at the same time. She put in remote requests with each… but they shared the same HR department! HR connected the dots instantly and fired her from both jobs the same afternoon. She told HR, “Look at my performance reviews — I’ve been rated excellent at both companies.” By that evening she updated her LinkedIn… and recruiters flooded her DMs by the dozens. Do you think she deserved to get fired for this, or were the companies the ones who actually lost out big time?
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Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
Even the south is becoming unaffordable in America “You cannot live in the state of Georgia in a studio apartment for under about $1,600 a month. Don't be started at a one bedroom — and I've been looking for months” She brews down the costs with real examples and shows just for a studio the price is between $1,600-$1,700… in Georgia…. We have a cost of rent crisis in America
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myrtlebeast@myrtlebeast·
@Junpeilu @WallStreetApes Yeah if she’s making “good money” that loan could have been paid off way sooner. Or don’t take a loan out in the first place. Doctors come out of school with a ridiculous amount of debt. And make money. Bitch.
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Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes·
This is absolutely insane - This American borrowed $96,000 in student loans for a bachelors degree - She’s already paid back $165,356 - She still owes $220,810.73 Again, she only borrowed $96,000 “I have paid almost double what I even borrowed in the first place, and I owe so much money. I am running backwards at this point” How is this legal? This is such a scam. This is why students can’t pay off their loans, the terms are beyond predatory
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myrtlebeast@myrtlebeast·
@HOUSEPORN___ Total peace until you want to have water or lights. But if that’s your thing, cool.
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HOUSE PORN@HOUSEPORN___·
the older I get, the more I understand this man
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myrtlebeast@myrtlebeast·
@mrwtffacts Wow, shocker. Another semi-attractive teacher has relations with (which is definitely true) another teenage student who totally consented. Yay! 👏
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WTF Facts@mrwtffacts·
In 2024, a 26-year-old Missouri teacher was arrested for having a sexual relationship with her 16-year-old student. The teen’s father was also arrested for knowing about the relationship but failing to report it to authorities.
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myrtlebeast@myrtlebeast·
@AtRealBen You’re legit just showing the same person over and over again.
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myrtlebeast@myrtlebeast·
@OwenShroyer1776 Dude you are delusional. I’m not questioning anything about Trump…who knows. But there’s no freaking way Elon ever posted something like this. Get a life.
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Owen Shroyer@OwenShroyer1776·
Are we in the future now?
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myrtlebeast@myrtlebeast·
@Awakenjp Then don’t watch the content? Guy is an official billionaire. He can do what he wants. How is it hurting your life?
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myrtlebeast@myrtlebeast·
@DschlopesIsBack I have one simple statement: how does whether or not it actually happened have ANY impact on your daily life? There. I settled it.
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Gain of Fauci@DschlopesIsBack·
I have one simple question that I’m sure won’t spark any debate at all… Do you think this was real or fake?
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myrtlebeast@myrtlebeast·
@ClownWorld Dude drives a Hyundai and is concerned about his BTC cold storage?
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Clown World ™ 🤡@ClownWorld·
$10,000 reward for lost keys in Central Park. Makes you wonder what those keys actually open 😳😭
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