Myson King

@JaMorant That edible still got you. That Cali hit different

gotta earn some stripes first kid 😂😂

Somehow I generally just walk around all Willy Nilly with at least one of my wife’s hairs in my butt crack

Buncha people my age raising shitty kids. Guess it doesn’t matter if you grew up with no phone a rotary phone or a smart phone, every generation can equally raise shitty kids

@maryjaneville 😝

I don’t know why all the packages my wife orders have to “cure” or “breathe” by the door for a few days before she can open them

Lady working at Walmart said she has psychedelic memory. How do you get that shit? I want some

@Buddha_Bond Would be fun fam! I need to come down and check you out too regardless. This north county life has me feeling like I’m on another planet sometimes lol

@mysonking Hope you're well Fam. Can't wait the rock the 1's and 2's with you again

What if KY not only lubricated but also cleaned and protected your “weapon”?

@Buddha_Bond Haha!

@mysonking Silky smooth

@maxkellerman RAIDERS!!!!!! Thanks Max

@stephenasmith @maxkellerman MJ should be mentioned here.This segment also sounded like “there’s a real thing that happens that didn’t happen here but let’s talk about it”. rehashing this example muddies the issue for those that don’t already agree and you need more RAIDERS talk

@mr_fairly Hahah!

Fresh out the shower and now I have to poop.

Props to ⁦@minakimes⁩ and ⁦@PabloTorre⁩ for using “I feel…” followed by emotional descriptors while discussing Fitz feelings today.

After a week of watching the olympics I’ve decided I’m getting an Olympic Rings tattoo just like the athletes because I love the olympics too just like them

@minakimes People keep asking how this is different from Bauer. The difference is black and white! 😂 (queue rimshot!)

What a strange, awkward, awful situation this is. I understand why he’s there and why the league is is in limbo with the criminal investigation ongoing, but it’s really bizarre.

@mflores990 @SFMagicMountain I was able to get the gift card they promised. I got zero response before I sent the tweets. Got a vague response after but at least something then got the gift cards last weekend at the park

@mysonking @SFMagicMountain Yoo did u end up fixing ur problem I went in person and they told me they would give me a refund on the card it was on for all the months they were closed.

Lots of police at @hurricaneharbor in Arlington @SixFlags

This 4th of July just remember that if the bloods had won the civil war we’d be living in Ameribluh. #noyourhistory #FourthofJuly

Dubs get Leonard Clips get wiggins, wiseman and #7

@maryjaneville Your fault

My name is nugget and I’m a big fat chicken