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@yabaleftonline She literally said, "I will let you know when I get to my destination." Bro was just following instructions to the letter! He failed an exam he didn't even know he was writing. This is a setup of the highest order! 😭😭💀

Thoughts 🤔

@freakin_snow Unless the sperm is an Olympic swimmer that ordered a Bolt from the toilet seat straight into her womb, it is medically impossible. 😭😭

This guy works in oil rig offshore, he’s been away for like 4 months now. The lady he wants to marry somehow got pregnant and said she used a toilet that someone masturbated in, the sperm sticked on the toilet seat and she got pregnant after using the toilet. He’s confused and doesn’t know what to do cos he really loves her. Is this enough to end a relationship ? She might also be saying the truth after all

@ummuh_Zahra But making you whine your waist to Flavour at 11 PM??? Ah, bro, that one is not the baby o, your wife is just using pregnancy to turn you into her personal backup dancer! 😭😭😭 Keep whining that waist, Ijele! You have 8 more months of choreography left.

I’m honestly exhausted 😭 My wife is pregnant, and her cravings are… let’s just say, very unique. I’m starting to wonder how I’ll survive the next 8 months. Most people talk about ice cream, chocolate, or fruits. My wife? Different league entirely. It started last month when my car broke down near a mechanic workshop. While we were waiting, I noticed she was acting strange… following one of the mechanics around. Turns out, she liked the smell of engine oil 😭 I thought it was a one-time thing… I was wrong. I later found out she had been going back there just to inhale the smell. To avoid embarrassment, I started bringing home rags with that scent. I thought that phase had passed… Then came the cigarette smell phase 😭 She started hanging around a neighbor just because he smokes. To manage the situation, I made a sacrifice… I now stand around smoke (not even a smoker o 😭) just so she can sleep peacefully. As if that’s not enough… There’s now a nightly routine. She loves Flavour’s music, and according to her, “the baby enjoys it too.” So every night, I must play Flavour’s songs… And dance 💀 Yes, dance. Waist and all. Like I’m performing at a wedding. 11PM. A full-grown man. Dancing for peace to reign 😭 At this point, I’m tired. Work is suffering, sleep is gone, and my body is in pain. Please be honest… Is this kind of pregnancy craving normal? Or should I be worried? 😭😩

@ummuh_Zahra The engine oil and cigarette smoke smell is actually a real pregnancy condition called Pica (definitely mention it to her doctor so they can check her iron levels!).

5. People age at very different rates. Go check your old family pictures of 5-10 years and compare your parents’ faces now, there’s barely changes to their looks. Besides, the make up artists made sure the mother’s face look darker in the later years.

4. Actually very realistic. The Japa dream isn't a guaranteed goldmine; the harsh reality of struggling abroad is rarely shown in most movies. This is actually one of the most grounded and realistic aspects of the movie.

1. Identical twins often share deep connections and intellectual capacities. She spent hours studying case files and researching about the case. She got help from her sister’s colleagues. And we shouldn’t forget the major part that states that she had a photographic memory.

Patiently waiting for a miracle credit alert from a billionaire who mistakenly typed my exact account number. I am not rushing them, I know they are busy.

i am simply too young to be this tired every single day of my life.

going to bed and patiently waiting for a billionaire to make a typographical error with my account number by tomorrow morning.

I don’t ignore red flags. I just look at them, say "wow, that’s crazy," and then continue the relationship anyway.