Mat Hattersley

@Fatbaldbloke1 Insurance companies will kibosh this, guaranteed.

I'm not tech savvy at all, but plugging a solar panel from Lidl directly into a socket in the house sounds like an insurance claim biding it's time😳

@max_abdulgani Call me naive but I kinda assumed there was a prescribed process for a MP losing their work phones. In my head mi5 or something would be informed. State secrets etc etc. Sure ring the police. But next is notifying someone official etc.

What did you expect him to say? ‘Oh by the way Constable, I’m Mr McSweeney of Downing Street. You will bow down to me!’

@interesting_aIl Or buy pants that actually fit you.

I just found out 1 was wearing belts wrong my whole life 😮

@combatoverride @BishopBarron Jesus ages 13-35...

@BishopBarron Gosling's character was forcibly put into a coma and forced into space on a suicide mission against his will. Jesus was no reluctant hero who had to be convinced. He was the willing Savior who, in his humanity, felt the cost acutely—and paid it anyway.

I just saw the much talked about film “Project Hail Mary.” It's very entertaining and uplifting and features a fine performance from Ryan Gosling. But what most intrigued me were the powerful Christian themes at play in it. The title, of course, refers to the Hail Mary pass in football, since the adventure undertaken is a fairly desperate attempt to save the planet. But it also becomes eminently clear that the reference is not just to football but to the Blessed Mother herself, for the Gosling character is undoubtedly a Christ-figure. I don't want to give away too much of the plot, but it involves a willingness to sacrifice one's life utterly in order to deliver the entire human race from disaster. It is, of course, no accident that Gosling's character is called Ryland Grace, for throughout the movie, his presence and actions constitute undeserved favor to others. A particularly intriguing character in the film is a sober German scientist who relentlessly presses Grace to make the supreme sacrifice, even when he is unwilling. She represented for me the great moral demand that presses upon us throughout our lives, continually summoning us to self-gift. A last observation: Jesus had a second in command whom he called Peter (the Rock); Ryland Grace has a very unusual sidekick whom he calls “Rocky.” I'll leave it at that. I know lots of people say that Christianity is in irreversible decline and that we are inhabiting, at least in the West, a post-Christian society. I'm not so sure. Like it or not, we remain a Christ-haunted culture—and a film like “Project Hail Mary” makes this clear.

@Fergie_CJ Antimatter is by far and away, the most expensive thing by weight that we can make. A nuke is so much easier and cheaper to make. Fyi it's like $60 trillion PER GRAM.

I wonder if our Glorious Leaders have made an anti matter bomb yet? If not, it's only a matter of time.

@2147mill Their customer service is garbage. You're fine if everything goes well, but the minute you need help they are useless.

To people that rave about Revolut - why is it so good? I’ve ever used it

@Mishi_2210 Double it, add one. There done! Jesus

Brain Teaser Answer is not 72 then whats the answer??

@techbharat Basically a very reasonable request to be a operating system and nothing more.

Things microsoft should do to make Windows loveable again: > Local user account > Less background processes > Faster File Explorer > No ads in UI > Remove copilot integration > Offer copilot as a separate app > Make most apps optional to install > Remove OneDrive > Make UI Snappier > Force Meta to bring Native WhatsApp app back > Offer Photos app in White mode > Let user pause updates indefinitely > OS should not take more than 3 GB of RAM > Offer a basic starter edition of Windows with bare minimum > Consistent UI across the OS > Remove all bloat > RAM is precious, treat it like that > Make Windows faster, Fluid, and Efficient > Simplify Power Management system > Fix Wi-Fi & Bluetooth issues > Give people more control over their PCs Add your requirements below in comments!

@kelon1235 @linmeitalks You're so full of crap Florida man.

@n3c8 @linmeitalks The sign is right there. You can find articles in it, anyone can make up stories but facts don’t lie. They hate women.

Religious Jewish people in Stamford Hill and many in Golders Green do not integrate. I lived in Stamford Hill and became friends with 3 when growing up, but they couldn’t be seen talking to me and anyone else who wasn’t Jewish as I was seen as a gentile. Unless it’s business and even then they are very short with you/ often ill mannered, they do not integrate. Some are trying to integrate a little, like my boy @SZ_Royde but it’s rare and frowned upon by the community.

@kelon1235 @linmeitalks Double bollocks, I was with women every single time. Stop coping it's bs.

@n3c8 @linmeitalks Maybe that’s because you’re a man. They seem to have a problem with women…

There's some hyperbole here, but the gist is there. Telehouse 2 is basically a giant heatsink, where's the outrage on warming air temp? That's right, because the 1000s of commuters on the A14 next to it are doing far far worse.

@ShimazuSystems It's a.... Thing I suppose. I think a good library of books is probably a safer bet post apocalypse. Look at it this way, everyone that downloads this, probably isn't your competition if said apocalypse occurs.

No they haven't open sourced a computer, I hope Nikita genuinely makes these accounts vanish because they are annoying to *have* to respond to. Anything you need 4gb of RAM for, and an Internet connection on install, is not useful. It's a Linux distro with preinstalled bloat.

@NoahKingJr Don't trust internet Comms?

@heynavtoor Ollama at 65 watts is gunna be glacial. Probably best just to read a survival book whilst you wait.

🚨Someone just open sourced a computer that works when the entire internet goes down. It's called Project N.O.M.A.D. A self-contained offline survival server with AI, Wikipedia, maps, medical references, and full education courses. No internet. No cloud. No subscription. It just works. Here's what's packed inside: → A local AI assistant powered by Ollama (works fully offline) → All of Wikipedia, downloadable and searchable → Offline maps of any region you choose → Medical references and survival guides → Full Khan Academy courses with progress tracking → Encryption and data analysis tools via CyberChef → Document upload with semantic search (local RAG) Here's the wildest part: A solar panel, a battery, a mini PC, and a WiFi access point. That's it. That's your entire off-grid knowledge station. 15 to 65 watts of power. Works from a cabin, an RV, a sailboat, or a bunker. Companies sell "prepper drives" with static PDFs for $185. This gives you a full AI brain, an entire encyclopedia, and real courses for free. One command to install. 100% Open Source. Apache 2.0 License.

@Anniepop2027 @BBCNews 78% tax. That's the issue. The gas isn't economically viable at that tax level.

North Sea Oil was sold off by the Tories and is sold on the open global oil market so it would NOT be cheaper. Helen Whately calls it “our own gas” no it isn’t Helen .. your party sold it off for a fraction of its worth. Stop misleading the public @BBCNews

@RichardBurgon Stick to Leeds mate. You're not in the cabinet anymore so no one wants or expects you to chime in on foreign policy. There's a good lad.

I’m on my way to Cuba for an emergency 3-day visit. I’ll be delivering medical aid to a children’s cancer hospital and joining an international delegation of MPs opposed to Trump’s new ban on any fuel entering the country. This cruel policy is putting lives at risk. It is an inhumane attempt to strangle the Cuban people. And Trump is even threatening that Cuba could be “next” after Iran. We must take a stand.

@hxxntrr Companies selling for 500 don't have good credit. Your whole premise is bs.

you can buy a 20-year-old company for $500 and use its age to access bank funding that takes most people a decade to qualify for banks give preferential treatment to businesses with long operating histories. an LLC formed last month gets scrutinized. an LLC formed in 2004 gets fast-tracked. same revenue. same owner. different age. different treatment SBA loans favor businesses with 2+ years of operating history. most business credit cards approve higher limits for established businesses. equipment financing companies use business age as a primary underwriting factor. the entire system rewards time in business but "time in business" doesn't mean what you think it means it means the date the entity was formed. not the date YOU started running it. the entity itself has an age. and entities can be bought and sold there are websites that sell aged LLCs and corporations. you can buy a company that was formed in 2004 with a clean history for $400-$800 depending on the state and age. Wyoming LLCs are cheapest. Delaware corps are a bit more when you buy the entity, you become the new registered agent and member. you update the EIN with the IRS (takes 15 minutes). you open a new bank account under the existing entity now when you apply for business credit and list "date business established: 2004," you're not lying. the entity was established in 2004. you just acquired it recently. most credit applications ask when the business was formed, not when you took over banks see a 20-year-old business with a new owner who's running revenue through it. that looks like a business that survived 20 years and recently changed hands. which happens constantly. restaurants sell. law firms merge. service companies get acquired. a new owner on an old business is completely normal the credit advantage is real: new LLC (formed 6 months ago): bank offers $15K credit line, 14% APR, requires 2 years of tax returns, personal guarantee with full recourse aged LLC (formed 2004, same owner, same revenue): bank offers $75K credit line, 8% APR, accepts 1 year of returns filed under the entity, better terms on personal guarantee same person. same business model. same revenue. only variable is the date on the articles of organization the risks: you need to verify the aged LLC has no liens, judgments, tax debts, or legal issues. buy from a reputable provider that guarantees a clean history. check the state's business database for any filings against the entity. run it through the IRS to confirm no outstanding tax obligations some lenders will verify beyond just the formation date. they may ask for historical tax returns under the entity's EIN. if you only have 1 year of returns but claim 20 years of operations, a sophisticated lender will notice the gap. this works better for credit cards and smaller credit lines than it does for SBA loans which dig deeper the sweet spot: buy an aged LLC, run your business through it for 12 months filing legitimate returns, then approach lenders. you now have a 21-year-old business with 12 months of verified revenue under the entity. that's a profile most small business owners spend 10 years building i've seen people combine this with the bureau sequence and quarterly quota timing and access $200K+ in their first year of operations. the aged entity added maybe $50K-$100K in additional approvals they wouldn't have gotten with a new LLC not a magic trick. but a real structural advantage that most people don't know exists (we build the full capital infrastructure including entity strategy. link in bio if you do $250k+/yr)

@1ssve If you have a problem with my response, there's always the escalation matrix. Whilst maintaining steady eye contact with my team lead.

How do you professionally say, “You’re not my boss, stop telling me what to do” in corporate?

@ritu_twts Edit.exe

as a dev, what was your first code editor?