⚔️🐀 Desi Naan, Videsi Gang 🐀⚔️

I describe dealing with complex things as 3D chess way too much for someone who doesn’t know 2D chess either

Someone summoned the Meta AI into our group chat so I’ve been holding an exorcism for the past hour

As a parent, it is not your job to curate your child's entire existence and decide what ideas they hear or who they socialize with. They will grow up and resent you for it. Your job is to guide them and provide context to what they're experiencing outside of your presence. 8/

Me, on a road trip: “Do you think that, given enough time, a species of snake could adapt to mimic the tire rubber left on the side of highways as a form of camouflage?” My wife, who keeps trying to unlock the passenger door for some reason: “Okay”

@bobsredmilf but apparently no one remembers this and i look like a freak when i say “bad and naughty children go in the pear wiggler”

Inside Chernobyl, scientists have discovered a black fungus feeding on deadly gamma radiation.

howl turning into actual slime when he said he wasn't pretty after his hair accidentally turned orange and zuko getting sick after doing something good for the first time... they are the blueprint of drama queens

Thanks, I would rather be shot

“Microsoft Teams incoming call*

imagine being a beautiful cow and dying to become a short sleeved leather jacket

I love that people have always dressed up their cats and the cats have always looked slightly murderous about it.

LMAO PLS HWAT

Jujutsu kaisen hall of shame tweets [Thread 🧵]

@deedydas This is so lame. A programmer's value should never be judged by typing speed, commit frequency, code length, or how often they take breaks. Instead, evaluations should focus on their code quality, system thinking, collaboration skills, etc.

the fact that this skirt from his fall’99 couture is entirely beaded and not just a traditional wool tartan skirt is so mind blowing!!

This dude is lying—like yes, there IS a loneliness epidemic, but it's NOT affecting men disproportionately. It's affecting the genders equally!(receipts below). There IS a male entitlement epidemic however (which he's demonstrating perfectly here with his need to center men) 🧵