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Have you ever seen a tweet that doesn't even concern you, but you immediately go to that person's profile and block them because you don’t want to see any more of their thoughts on your timeline ever again?

To stop ants coming in to your house leave a saucer of milk outside. The adult ants drink it & it has an effect on ant reproduction. The young are born without toes so they can't climb in to your cavity walls. This effect is called lack toes in toddler ants.

the thesis is simple; one trade at a time with just enough conviction. will replicate when i resume trading.

Me after I sang the wrong lyrics out loud

Contents I always skip:: Blord Vdm Peller and Javis Gehgeh Tacha Carter efe Apc E-rats/maggots tweets Saida Boj King mitchy Reno Omokri Portable Daddy freeze Regina Daniel/Ned Stanship tweets.. Fc and Co... BBN Tweets Obi Cubana/Chief Priest You?

when ur kissing and it suddenly gets a little more intense and u both moan a little and pull each other in closer>>>>>>>

$10k entry. $1,000 ape size. $30m mc. exit.

brown is so underrated in clothing, it eats every time.

unfortunately, my parents wouldn't be able to tell you my favourite colour, favourite food, my hobbies, my favourite song, or my talents. But they'll be able to tell you how lazy I am and what kind of a difficult child I can be

for your information, you can not stop my money calculation!!

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I dont think the average american has a clue the amount of pain and destruction their country has caused the rest of the world.

My greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything.

april fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this economy

"I have to wake up early tomorrow" Me at 3am wondering how people even started translating languages if they didn't understand each other

wage: 77k first fine for tax filling defaulters: 100k. make Batman create more prisons cause olokpa ma everybody. “100 million plus Nigerians to be arrested for refusing to file for tax, as reported by Sahara news”

@alusi_aku Alusi, what's good? I've missed being in the comment section as I only get to like and repost cause of limited resources. Will keep managing until I get back fully. Gracias.

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Anything that takes your breath away is called asthma. Anything that sweeps you off your feet is epilepsy. Butterflies in your tummy are gastric ulcers. having Chills is the flu. Being head over heels is an emergency craniotomy. When your heart skips a beat, that's a heart attack. None of these are love, you're not in love. you're welcome.

Cute until you get rushed to a hospital

A permanent fear I have is that my house might smell bad and I wouldn’t know it because I’ve gotten used to the smell.