Alan Fagbohungbe

Dear Airtel, Since there's shortage of people that sell akara on Saturday morning, why don't you look into that business and leave this telecom business? Best disregard, An unsatisfied customer.

@OyinAtiBode @iamnasboi Subusere Aanasare Aluwo Etc. Omode o mogun🫤

@iamnasboi Fool! We talk am say you no be Yorùbá. Which juju Portable do? Person wey dey make content. Come make I try one ring for your body as we dey do for Ẹ̀gbá

Portable is just another proof that juju no get power

@JrMikeAdenuga @ctpnetwo This must be a fake account. Caveat Emptor!

@Pressman2040 Beautiful story. Captivating.

The Soldier Who Learned to Put Down His Rifle Staff Sergeant Chinedu Okeke could strip and reassemble an AK-47 blindfolded in 42 seconds. He could navigate 20km through Sambisa with only stars and gut instinct. He could sleep through mortar fire. What he couldn’t do was talk to Zara. He met her in Maiduguri. Not on a patrol, not during a firefight. At the hospital. Chinedu was there with a graze from a ricochet nothing serious, just enough to get him off the line for two days. She was Nurse Zara Mohammed, ward 3, night shift. She changed his dressing with hands that were quick, gentle, and absolutely done with soldiers who acted tough. “You winced,” she said, tying the bandage. “So stop pretending it doesn’t hurt.” He opened his mouth. No words came. First time in 26 years of service that Chinedu Okeke, 73 Battalion, had been disarmed without a weapon in sight. After that, he found reasons to visit the hospital. Brought mangoes for the kids in the pediatric ward. “For morale,” he told his lieutenant. Fixed a broken wheelchair. “Force protection,” he told himself. Zara saw through it. “You’re not here for the mangoes, Sergeant.” “Staff Sergeant,” he corrected automatically. Then winced again. “And… maybe not.” Loving her was different from combat. In combat, you knew the rules. Enemy there. Friendlies here. Shoot, move, communicate. With Zara, the rules changed every day. She hated that he left for weeks without warning. He hated that she worried. She asked him to promise he’d be careful. He could not and do his job. The breaking point came after Konduga. His unit was ambushed. Two men died. Chinedu came back with a limp and eyes that looked 40 years older. He didn’t go to the hospital. Zara found him at the mammy market, staring into a bottle of beer he wasn’t drinking. “If you die out there,” she said, sitting across from him, “don’t you dare do it thinking I didn’t say this: I love you. But I won’t love a ghost. Come back to me, Chinedu. All of you.” He looked at her hijab, tired eyes, hands that smelled like antiseptic and still felt like home. For the first time, the war didn’t feel like the most important thing in the room. “I don’t know how to be soft,” he admitted. “I only know how to be ready.” “Then be ready for me,” she said. “That’s an order, Staff Sergeant.” He smiled. First real one in months. “Yes, ma.” They got married six months later. Small ceremony, Bama LGA, with half his unit standing guard and the other half crying into their agbadas. He still deploys. She still works night shift. But now, before every patrol, Chinedu tucks a folded piece of paper into his chest rig. Not a prayer. Not orders. Just fiur words, in Zara’s handwriting: COME BACK TO ME. And he does. Every time. Because the hardest mission he ever took was learning to put down his rifle when he got home and pick up Just a story thank you 🙏🏻

There's nothing like State in the Yoruba view. Yorubaland is Yorubaland! * The Ijebus in Epe are same as the Ijebus in Ijebu Igbo * The Egbas in Abeokuta are same as the Egbas in Lagos * The Aworis in Ogun are same as the Aworis in Lagos * The Ikoyi in Osun is the same as Ikoyi in Oyo * The Ijayes in Oyo are same as the Ijayes in Ogun * The Owus in Kwara are same as the Owus in Ogun * The Owus in Osun are the same as Owus in Ogun. * The Eguns in Badagry are same as the Eguns in Ogun * The Ijeshas in Osun are same as the Ijeshas in Ondo * The Ekitis in Kwara are same as the Ekitis in Ekiti * The Oyos in Oyo are same as the Oyos in Kwara * The Ilajes in Ondo are same as the Ilajes in Lagos and Ogun * The Igbominas in Osun are same as the Igbominas in Kwara and Ekiti GOD BLESS YORUBALAND!!! #Yorubaland

@Grace64231998 @ARISEtv Will you Geddifuk! Bloody hypocrites, all over the place. Didn't that same Bible tell you not to judge? Self-righteous accuser in-chief.

@nalafa644 @ARISEtv You are not a Christian, so you don’t know what the Bible says. This is an opportunity for you to accept Jesus as your Lord, master and saviour. Is Remi Tinubu a Christian? Show me the fruits for all to see.

We’ll Not Remove First Lady Oluremi Tinubu As An Ordained Pastor In The RCCG - Adeboye The General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, Enoch Adejare Adeboye, has stated that Nigeria’s First Lady, Oluremi Tinubu, will not be removed from her position as an ordained pastor in the church. Speaking during the monthly Holy Ghost Service today, Adeboye explained that Oluremi Tinubu was ordained as an Assistant Pastor more than ten years ago, long before her husband, Bola Ahmed Tinubu, showed any intention of running for the presidency. He emphasised that the First Lady went through the full process of ordination and has not violated any of the church’s guidelines. He added that the church will not bow to external pressure calling for her removal.

@Grace64231998 @ARISEtv See Angel that would be at heaven's gate telling us who gets to enter to see God. Incredulous!

@ARISEtv Is Remi Tinubu a follower of Jesus Christ? Anybody can claim to be a Christian and can be ordained. The Bible says, by their fruits, you shall know them. RCCG cannot send anybody to heaven. Is Jesus the Master at RCCG? Where are the fruits?

@fa4our @Fikifiki_123 @ARISEtv You're simply a deludedclown, it's obvious that you're the one having sleepless nights, if not you and your ilk would not be bothered about the status of Mrs Remi Tinubu in RCCG. You all should have concentrated on how to win the oncoming election for your Agulu fraud.

The most powerful man in Nigerian politics right now holds no office, no title, no appointment and no government car. Yet he gives the presidency sleepless nights. Lives rent free in the heads of Tinubu's allies, and gets mentioned in every conversation they claim he's irrelevant in. That man is Peter Obi, and their obsession is his biggest endorsement

@tweetingfingaz @ARISEtv What did she say and when did she say it? And for your information RCCG is a private entity and not a public institution, if you don't agree with the church's decision, you can change your church, they are not beholden to you.

@ARISEtv If she was igbo, will you still leave her as an assistant pastor after all she said during elections. All of una no well at all.

@JoelAdyson @IamWeal12644247 @ARISEtv Do you mind these foolish bitter idiots? This woman was a very impacful Senator for years. So because her husband became the president of Nigeria to your discontent, she should be removed as an ordained pastor of a the RCCG. Who takes these crazy people serious?

@IamWeal12644247 @ARISEtv Why will she not remain? How has that become a pain to you? If the rice never reach you, raise your voice higher...it is part of christian virtue to show support to the needy in the society.

@EleluAyoola Straight forwardly Fashola.

Who among these past and present Lagos State Governors would you consider as the most disciplined????

@Iledare @shogbadun @AkinwunmiAmbode I don't have the time to waste on verbose and empty shells like you. I thought you will bring some substance that would be worthy of engagement, but alas, you're just a loudmouth.

@nalafa644 @shogbadun @AkinwunmiAmbode Iro po👏🤡👏🤡👏 You’ve done dredging, where o, Oga oni ro. Let’s give you benefit of the doubt that you actually did dredging. So why are you against the people who fed you? You are a bloody liar🤡

Big moment for Lagos and the APC. Congratulations to Dr. Kadiri Obafemi Hamzat on emerging as our party’s Consensus Governorship Candidate. Your years of loyalty, consistency, and service have rightfully earned this mandate. I remain committed to support the re-election of our Leader, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR. This is a call to stay united, disciplined, and focused on our collective progress. Our commitment to the party remains unwavering, fully aligned with the leadership and vision of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu. Now, the focus is simple: to secure victory and advance a more prosperous Lagos and Nigeria.

@Iledare @shogbadun @AkinwunmiAmbode And your father's Street in Badagry is what, paradise? For your information, Badagry is an area where I've done dredging business in the past and I know many of the royal fathers there on a personal basis, including the late Ahonu Menu Toyi. You're a lousy nobody in Badagry.

@nalafa644 @shogbadun @AkinwunmiAmbode Ti won ba ma wo lo, wo bo, it it either you are living in one ghetto in Ikorodu

@Iledare @shogbadun @AkinwunmiAmbode Street light in your father's street in Badagry is supposed to be the state government's duty, right? How many state roads are in Badagry itself? Your local government chairmen are from where?

@shogbadun @AkinwunmiAmbode What have you benefited voting them every election seasons? We have nothing to lose by not voting them. Na me put street light for my papa street in Badagry- Govt no send us

@Iledare @koladeoyebola @AkinwunmiAmbode Hot air, just hot air. You and your ilk will do nothing. Badagry kò Agbadarigi ni. Melo lára yín? Iya lẹ ma ba nbẹ I trust the leaders in Badagry, they saw what non alignment with the power nexus caused them in the past and they won't go that route again. You no sabi. 🤡

@koladeoyebola @AkinwunmiAmbode You have no idea what and what I know. Politics is not the same as democracy. Come 2027, we don’t care who wins but we are going to make a big statement with our votes.

Many of the evil souls who were part and parcel of the daylight robberies of these commonwealth are now here parading as those who want to save us from the quagmire they plunged us into through their massive mismanagement and theft of our common patrimony.

🏥🪖 THE LABOR OF THE MEDIC I want to tell you about a Corporal (Nurse) Babatunde I saw in the North-East during our operation. While a clearance op was ongoing, he was working in a makeshift tent, sweat pouring down his face as he stabilized a wounded comrade. When I asked him if he was tired, he said: "This is my office. If I don't work, my brother doesn't go home." That is the heart of Workers' Day in the military. It's not about the salary; it's about the soul of the person standing next to you. RESPECT THE LABOR OF THE MEDICAL CORPS TODAY!

These are gains that should be highlighted by the mainstream media, but they won't do that, it's only negative news that sells for them. Anarchists!

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@LewinAja @Big_marvis But you and your cohorts hailed the juntas that took over those places to the high heavens, boasting that those military leaders will turn the countries to Eldorado in no time. The comparison is simply because of your foolish hypes borne out of hatred for yourselves and country.

@Big_marvis Shame no de even catch una dis thiefnubu supporters. Is Nigeria and sahel in sam catgory? Ur failed country unda thiefnubu is supposed 2b in category of countries like UAE, India, Brazil, Bahrain,Thailand. Not even S.A Yet here u are shamelesly comparin naija 2 desert countries

Three years after military takeovers in Sahel countries like Mali, Burkina Faso, and Niger, I think it’s fair to start making honest comparisons with Nigeria. Out of pure curiosity: Can anyone name one single aspect where any of these military-led Sahel countries is clearly doing better than Nigeria today? I’m genuinely interested in the facts, whether we should consider changing our system or stick with democracy.