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Twitter Prison Blues When I was just a baby I thought Twitter was cute I even worked at Twitter Until I got the boot Now I’m still here on Twitter Just to watch it die When I hear that blowhard blowin’ I hang my head and cry

@cfburch4 That’s not weird. That’s just brunch.

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Twitter's new CEO emails employees June 12, 2023

@dieworkwear When I lived in the East Bay it was not unusual to see women wear a tweed jacket over a floral sun dress

me being located here is also why i give helpful spring/ summer style tips like "try layering an oxford cloth button-down shirt with a spring linen sweater underneath your tropical wool sport coat"

Sky News doing a Breaking News report about how the weather is about to exceed 86 degrees Fahrenheit is why the UK is the country that gave us spring fashion like this

Elon is not an intelligent person. Being rich does not make a person smart. He inherited a bunch of money and made some lucky investments. I’ve heard him speak extemporaneously and he is slow-witted and pulls random ideas out of his butt.

Barry is so so good. Now that Succession is done it’s my new binge.

Best thread currently on Twitbird

It also had real-food prices. But justified.

Teriyaki, I’m told, is a big Seattle thing. There’s this nondescript teriyaki place right around the corner from me. I’ve walked past it hundreds of times thinking of it as fast food. Went there today and it was fucking delicious.

@imchaseaustin What your body language shows is that you don’t know how to talk to women, little boy.

It’s almost too obvious.

Wes Anderson movie about academia.

How could the richest company in the world make such a bad user experience? I’m watching Brazilian credits and can’t go to the next episode. @apple

It’s the worst fucking UI

Why is there no go to next episode thing on Apple TV?

@ARandomDem1 @idioticmarshel1 So, are you German or just stupid?

@ARandomDem1 @idioticmarshel1 In English we do not capitalize nouns, unless we are copying Donald Trump who is not smart.

He can’t find a girlfriend or keep a wife or take care of his own kids.

He is a pathetic loser.

I heard Elon talk live when he took over Twitter and he is just intellectually slow.