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.@BernardoCSilva

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

Premier League Mubarak to everyone, whether you're doing it today, tomorrow or Sunday

me at the walthamstow chaiiwala near the EDL demo reading nizzar qabbani and looking disapprovingly at the racists so the (single) muslim women know i’m on their side

@mryhdrr @TheF00dBae I better not see any paella reviews on your blog food bae

@namelus_ Cc @TheF00dBae

the home office need to issue a directive seizing all spanish property no more zara or mango replace it with something that brings national pride like morley’s

keep your clothes clean gareth, universal credit interview in the morning 👍🏽

drafting up a performance development plan for harold kane as we speak

why is the bbc’s picture colour so saturated feels like I’m watching england v spain: the snyder cut

today could be a huge day for england and british media makes us pick between sam matterface or alan shearer to witness it, it's like letting amir khan write war poetry

sunday, we will be there

I’m just glad a tall handsome lighty called ollie chose football over love island

england vs spain, winner keeps wayne lineker

someone check where this ref was in september 2022 he was definitely queuing up for the queen’s funeral

foden finally showing up because he wants this game over in 90 minutes so he can go and watch two xl bullys fight

from open play now please, harold

someone needs to make harry kane read ‘he sells shells on the sea shore’ and he might get angry enough to score

kounde would have stopped that if he was wearing his maison margiela tabi loafers

coming home status

switzerland giving their first two penalties to defenders what kinda euro nonsense glad we left the single market