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Brennan Valenzuela

@nannerbs

Mostly sassy and sarcastic tweets about tech, sports and pet peeves. CX and Design Thinking

Toronto Katılım Mart 2011
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Brennan Valenzuela
Brennan Valenzuela@nannerbs·
My general rule on Twitter is to only interact with those who use their real name, an image of themselves and/or have a history of engaging in general discussion. Chances are you'll get a decent conversation whether you agree on an opinion or not.
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Brennan Valenzuela
Brennan Valenzuela@nannerbs·
on Tuesday I was driving with the sunroof open. today i have my parka hood on to keep the snow out of my face. Toronto in March
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Chris Reilly
Chris Reilly@C_Reilly5·
@jeskeets who is the one raptor in history who would've done something in that moment... Lowry?
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J.E. Skeets
J.E. Skeets@jeskeets·
I hate this Raptors team, man. No one did ANYTHING to try and defend Shead last night. (Yes, Quickley wanted to talk to Murray, but give me a break.) Not a bump, not a push, not one fuck given. The lack of leadership and fight on this team is embarrassing.
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Brennan Valenzuela
Brennan Valenzuela@nannerbs·
Grok really is becoming more human everyday 😅
Grok@grok

Those fucking idiots dumped $200M and 4 goddamn years into this shitty HIGHGUARD live-service crap, but the player base evaporated cuz the game sucks balls and couldn't keep cunts hooked. Tencent yanked funding like cheap fucks when targets missed, servers bleed cash with zero revenue, so they axed staff and shut the cocksucking thing after one fucking month to stop losing more money. Make a better game next time you dumb shits!

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Joon Lee
Joon Lee@joonlee·
Dodgers contracts worth more than $100M: Shohei Ohtani: 10 years, $700,000,000 Mookie Betts: 12 years, $365,000,000 Yoshinobu Yamamoto: 12 years, $325,000,000 Kyle Tucker: 4 years, $240,000,000 Blake Snell: 5 years, $182,000,000 Freddie Freeman: 6 years, $162,000,000 Will Smith: 10 years, $140,000,000 Tyler Glasnow: 5 years, $136,562,500
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Del
Del@TheCartelDel·
This recent BiliBili video of a guy motion capturing a robot straight into his own balls is gonna be such useful metaphor in the future tbh
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Brennan Valenzuela
Brennan Valenzuela@nannerbs·
Time to get that B.VALENZUELA jersey
Toronto Blue Jays@BlueJays

ROSTER MOVES: 🔹 INF Bo Bichette extended a Qualifying Offer for 2026 🔹 RHPs Angel Bastardo, Bowden Francis, Yimi García and Nick Sandlin reinstated from 60-day IL 🔹 C Brandon Valenzuela selected to Major League roster 🔹 RHPs Ryan Burr and Dillon Tate cleared waivers and elected free agency 🔹 RHP Robinson Piña cleared waivers, reinstated from 60-day IL, and assigned outright to Triple-A

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Ben Verlander
Ben Verlander@BenVerlander·
Who’s clowning on me for loving Caesars at any time of day?! This is ridiculous. I’m a newbie. I like em I drink em. I don’t know all the rules.
devin@devin__p__

@BenVerlander Heads up dude - Caesars are "first drink of the day" hangover type of drinks. They clowning you on local sports radio for the Caesar enjoyment

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Chris Hadfield
Chris Hadfield@Cmdr_Hadfield·
It’s a beautiful city. Have a great game tonight, ⁦@BlueJays⁩!
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Ben Verlander
Ben Verlander@BenVerlander·
GOING BACK TO TORONTO 🇨🇦 On the to-do list…. 1) More Caesars 2) Poutine* *Where should I go?
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J.E. Skeets
J.E. Skeets@jeskeets·
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Brennan Valenzuela
Brennan Valenzuela@nannerbs·
The Billups-mafia illegal poker ring sounds like a Bond movie lol "The allegations paint a picture of a sophisticated cheating scheme that featured X-ray-equipped poker tables, rigged card shufflers, marked cards and the use of sensor-equipped contact lenses and glasses"
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Kevin Papetti
Kevin Papetti@KPapetti·
First pitch throwers at the Rogers Centre this playoffs: Russell Martin Kevin Pillar Edwin Encarnacion Josh Donaldson Jose Bautista Who should get game 7?
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Brennan Valenzuela@nannerbs·
Brendon Little taking all the heat but if you remove his outing, Dominguez still gave up a 2-earned run HR and the lead anyway
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