Nannymcfood

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Nannymcfood

@nannymcfood

existential thakaawat.

Katılım Haziran 2020

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Nannymcfood@nannymcfood·26 Oca

They think GST = humara tax ka paisa .. income tax bhi sb se zyaada sarkari mulazim hee bharta hai unfortunately because cut at source.

Qandeel Fatima Memon@MemonQandeel

A civil servant, minding his/ her own business. Awaam: hamaare tax ke paison se saans le raha/ rahi hai

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Nannymcfood@nannymcfood·12 Oca

@f_muneeba Good idea.. doing it immediately.

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Muneeba F. Warraich@f_muneeba·12 Oca

@nannymcfood I’ve blocked the word CSS you should do the same 😂

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Nannymcfood@nannymcfood·12 Oca

You can log in to this damn app after months and still see a dmc making rounds .. it’ll be the end of the world, and SOME one will be posting a screenshot of their damn dmc ..

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Nannymcfood@nannymcfood·12 Oca

Man, thankGod 2018 ended the way it did … things could have been so different and so .. yuckity yuck..my depressed girl era was THE era ..

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Nannymcfood@nannymcfood·27 Kas

Manifesting good luck in form of a good boss… pliss lord above i beggeth!!

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Nannymcfood@nannymcfood·27 Ağu

Morbid obesity? A possibility ..

Out of Context Human Race@NoContextHumans

Without Googling, name something USA invented.

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Nannymcfood@nannymcfood·27 Ağu

Diabetes? Maybe .. who knows.

Out of Context Human Race@NoContextHumans

Without Googling, name something USA invented.

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Nannymcfood@nannymcfood·27 Ağu

War *cough* on terror *cough*

Out of Context Human Race@NoContextHumans

Without Googling, name something USA invented.

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H’s mom@aiishadahir·22 Ağu

I was reading Surah Yusuf today and how Allah reminds us again why some things aren't happening by our timeline. See, Yusuf AS interprets other prisoner's dreams and they are let out and they forget to tell the Azeez that there's still a prisoner in the jail.

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Nannymcfood@nannymcfood·5 Ağu

Hello yes i found my fav suit but there’s a chance of violence bring your gun .. do you hear yourself talk ya matlab your voice doesn’t reach your brain? Is there no processing? I really want to see how their brains work ..

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Nannymcfood@nannymcfood·5 Ağu

What the actual fuck is wrong with these wives AND husbands? How are senseless people able to find equally senseless partners who not only commit to a cause like this but will literally walk into a situation guns blazing :/ HOW?

KHURRAM@Khurram_zakir

فیصل آباد مدینہ ٹاؤن میں ایک برانڈ کی سیل لگی سیل کے دوران اپنا اپنا پسندیدہ سوٹ لینے پر خواتین کا جھگڑا شوہر حضرات اسلحہ لے آئے فائرنگ ہوئی پولیس نے 6 افراد کو حراست میں لے لیا

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Nannymcfood@nannymcfood·27 Tem

@Ayeshk91 @Aalookibhujia YES PLEASE!

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Ayesha Khan@Ayeshk91·27 Tem

@Aalookibhujia @nannymcfood u and me

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Shujia@Aalookibhujia·26 Tem

My mother, who graduated from AIMC in late 1990s still goes on monthly get togethers with her friends, recently went on a trip to skardu with her best friend from AIMC, so when they say that no one keeps in touch after graduation, they lie. Those who want to, do.

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Nannymcfood@nannymcfood·20 Tem

Waise hee we take a lot of pride in things that separate us from our Pakistani roots .. “oh my ancestors were Iranian, afghan, turks, Iraqis etc” .. other countries be like stay in your Pakistani lane man 😂😂😂😂😂😂 hun araam ae?

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Nannymcfood@nannymcfood·20 Tem

This exchange is hilarious 😂 serves us right tbh 😂😂

C ☀️@ciiehl

how does it feel like to be in a one sided relationship with a nation that views you as subhuman

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Nannymcfood@nannymcfood·21 Haz

Another year another batch of qualifiers explaining “how” they managed to do score ITNA .. and then repeat the same ghissi pitti techniques in a 3 part tweet .. here’s a secret : nobody knows how they scored jitna they did. Iz all a lie 🥲

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g h a u r a uncle@ghauraghaura·23 May

So top Pakistani unis have daaku day where they dress like Baloch and Sindhi people, paindu day where they dress like poor/middle class Punjabis... What next? Mobile chor day where they dress as Muhajirs? Like how are you in the top university in the country and still a shithead

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Areebah.@areebxh·27 Nis

This made me so angry!!! My blood is boiling. This poor child needs to be taken away. These two morons need to be locked up for child abuse. I don’t give a shit what they decide to do with their lives but no way in hell are they allowed to put a CHILD through this torture.

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Nannymcfood@nannymcfood·23 Nis

LOL. K.

Ailia Zehra@AiliaZehra

Have been facing organised troll attacks from CSP officers for the past two days after this two-word tweet. If these civil servants lose their cool over a harmless comment on social media, how can they be trusted with power and authority?

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Nannymcfood@nannymcfood·17 Nis

@realuzairk Or your boss could have three numbers and send the same message 3 jaga se .. just for funsies 🥲

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Uzair Ali Khan@realuzairk·17 Nis

I will never understand why one public sector department decides to create 4 groups on WhatsApp. And share the SAME SHIT PDF DOCUMENT on all 4 groups And then One of their clerks will send it SEPARATELY in chat. And it will be the most MUNDANE shit ever

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