griffin🗝

being escorted out of the zoo for saying “us” too many times to my girlfriend.

A modern day sext

There is no one I send more Tik toks to than @nasahatguy

@graduatinglife seeing them tonight !

I like short records but this glitterer one is too good to be this short

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@godvfwine we got it brother

@nasahatguy Let’s both hit 1000 next year

Despite injuring myself seven different times this year I still ran 813 miles

SHE JUST LIKE ME FR

@peterczyy dream scenario was a good watch !

Not that I don’t want to see W*nka but the only theaters by me are ONLY playing it this weekend and I wanna see something ELSE

if my college emails me one more time about donating i’m going to lose it.

having an excessive amount of beers at the 1975 show tonight queen?

@graduatinglife that strange ranger album is so good

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i ran 4 marathons in 6 months !!

@Jimmy_Mahoney11 KING

80/100 on my fluid mechanics exam. I am unstoppable

Foxing celebrating ten years of The Albatross in Boston

still riding the high.

: - )

still riding the high of a two band bill.

@godvfwine i’m in my diet dr pepper era

Gonna drink an entire case of diet root beer and run a faster mile than all these tiktok nerds

These health and fitness influencers on TikTok are straight up giving kids eating disorders. One dude said a protein bar wasn't healthy cause it had more than ten ingredients in it. There is literally nothing wrong with processed food lmao