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@MDGunner 🤣🤣🤣

Joshua Daddy

I think people who poop at work are a little bit unhinged and dangerous

🌎🇿🇦 OFFICIAL: South Africa are OUT of 2026 World Cup. ❌

Chelsea’s Champions League win has no influence on Arsenal’s status in the competition next season. Both sides go straight into Group Stage.

Whenever you feel like you want to stop cooking them , just think about what they would have done to you if they had lifted that trophy . Wake up now and start from where you stopped 😅😅😅😅😅😅

📈 Luis Enrique's record as a club head coach: 14 finals 13 wins 1 loss That 1 loss 💙

2022/23: 12th 2023/24: 6th 2024/25: 4th 2025/26 10th The definition of mediocrity. #BlueCoOUT

@moljo_ So sad to see..I wonder what the owners saw in him.

The humiliation is too much. Painful to watch. We can't make the top 5 with this manager.

@moljo_ @FabrizioRomano Lol...I felt this one....🤣🤣

@FabrizioRomano Idiot.

🚨💙 Liam Rosenior: “My idea is to always dominate. Every game is to build a team that is fearless, no matter who they play”. “We will be pressing PSG and playing to score as many goals as possible”.

No English team in UCL history has now reached the last-16 more often than Chelsea 😉

@MDGunner Lol..its even in WhatsApp groups now.

I hate it so much. It is so selfish.

world champion thank you gaffer 💙

Thank you Coach..all the best for the future. Summer 2025 was unbelievable.

Thank you for everything, mister, and to your staff. For the work and the trust from day one, and for the memories! 🏆🏆 Wishing you all the best in what comes next. Good luck, boss!

@ffggsdifd @SJohnsonSport

#CFC fans were chanting 'ohhh...Enzo Maresca' just before Garnacho made it 3-1. #CARCHE

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I told everyone it would "10x productivity." That's not a real number. But it sounds like one. HR asked how we'd measure the 10x. I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards." They stopped asking. Three months later I checked the usage reports. 47 people had opened it. 12 had used it more than once. One of them was me. I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds. It took 45 seconds. Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations. But I called it a "pilot success." Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail. The CFO asked about ROI. I showed him a graph. The graph went up and to the right. It measured "AI enablement." I made that metric up. He nodded approvingly. We're "AI-enabled" now. I don't know what that means. But it's in our investor deck. A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT. I said we needed "enterprise-grade security." He asked what that meant. I said "compliance." He asked which compliance. I said "all of them." He looked skeptical. I scheduled him for a "career development conversation." He stopped asking questions. Microsoft sent a case study team. They wanted to feature us as a success story. I told them we "saved 40,000 hours." I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up. They didn't verify it. They never do. Now we're on Microsoft's website. "Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot." The CEO shared it on LinkedIn. He got 3,000 likes. He's never used Copilot. None of the executives have. We have an exemption. "Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction." I wrote that policy. The licenses renew next month. I'm requesting an expansion. 5,000 more seats. We haven't used the first 4,000. But this time we'll "drive adoption." Adoption means mandatory training. Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches. But completion will be tracked. Completion is a metric. Metrics go in dashboards. Dashboards go in board presentations. Board presentations get me promoted. I'll be SVP by Q3. I still don't know what Copilot does. But I know what it's for. It's for showing we're "investing in AI." Investment means spending. Spending means commitment. Commitment means we're serious about the future. The future is whatever I say it is. As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

@KoloKennethK He is not a mentality monster..🥲

Gakpo does just 1 thing for 90mins, and does it with minimal success, but you keep playing him. Chiesa is there, Ngumoha is there. Konate is error strewn. You'll rather play him for 90mins than play Endo from the bench Fucking leave this club, you bald fraud

@atoladimeji @NizaarKinsella

@NizaarKinsella Lampard , Cahill and Luiz played the UCL final with hamstring and other injuries. You are telling me in one of our most important game week, Palmer won't play because he fractured his small toe? We are in trouble with this decision makers. Treating players like biscuits.

🚨Cole Palmer stubbed his small left toe on a door at night.

@CFC_Jane @tier_1st

@tier_1st Amen... We send injuries to Arsenal

We cover Estevao with the blood of Jesus . Injury free