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Chemistry Teacher: Do you know that protons have mass? Me: I didn't even know they were Catholic Chemistry Teacher:

Been a Nigerian alone is enough reason to commit suicide, maybe just like games... You get to restart elsewhere. We're deprived of a lot as citizens of this zoo 😪🤦

@gib_smoke You can!😂😂

can i identify as a potato? since i love to be baked and smashed. 🤔

@DazylingQueeen Plug me to your plug

Be honest, would you attend a funeral of someone who never attended yours?🤔😏

@EmlexNiSeh Gm Champ!

GM GM Champs🌝 Starting the week with confidence and style Let’s go get the WINS💪

GM GM CT, Say it back! 🍀

Chemistry Teacher: Do you know that protons have mass? Me: I didn't even know they were Catholic Chemistry Teacher:

@eth_timmy Alright, right back at ya

@nastee2talk I just sent you a dm 🫡

If you can (or know anyone who can) build a website for a gadget store, kindly drop a comment or send a DM. Time's ticking!

@eth_timmy It's actually for a friend., Let's talk!

@nastee2talk Hello, I’m your guy. I can build the website for you. I’m a professional web developer

@MrCharlesky Thunder go fire all of una

$20/hour and it's open to Nigerians If you can hold a natural, day-to-day conversation, this is for you.⬇️⬇️

You people act and sound like weed is now legal in the country! Possessing and consuming weed is illegal in Nigeria!!! How is a whore breaking the law responsible? Consuming weed recreationally is also illegal in the UK, I guess the UK is also a 3rd world. I am 💯 sure you don’t know any girl who is very responsible yet a stoner!!! Female stoners wey boys dey pass like blunt, wey knack be like handshake for na them you dey advocate for like this?! If you do know just one who is very responsible post her on the TL!! There’s no Nigerian woman who is a stoner who isn’t a whore! Not one!!! If she’s addicted to weed, she’s a whore!!!

Very few posts from Nigerian accounts are actually educating, everything else is a brain rot. 🤦 I wish there was a setting to change region of tweets you'd like to see.

@Victor_Webflow Them really dey rate Naija less... 😪

Earlier this year, I got on a call with a UK fintech client for a website revamp. Quoted $1,500. He said no one will pay a Nigerian $1k for a landing page. So I shared my screen, opened my Contra. Showed him invoices. Silence. Then….“wow.”😂😂😂

@starzeelo Omo, allow the page breathe... Make Xai no target am again

Me way don sleep since, I no fit do anything for now. My page gats chill but i go update una sha

@starzeelo THEM GO FEEL IT!

I no Dey motivate oh, make he no be like say I Dey try calm una😂sha I’m back and u go see things😳 if u like wait, if u like no wait. U go still see am😁