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trying to impress a group of guys at a party like twitter.com/justinbieber/s…

Does anyone have $26k and a perfect place to put this that they can give me

Type of shi Leonardo da Vinci was doing instead of finishing his commissions

I get why people eventually get into bird watching. A beautiful little humming bird would never run up the middle 3 straight times and then punt

All seagulls are boys. A girl wouldn’t do that

“it’s all in your head” correct! unfortunately i am also in there

I wonder how many times I’ve listened to Lil Wayne’s verse in Down. I would have to guess 7547272672

I’m not dependent on anything except caffeine, perfection and the approval from everyone I know as well as people I don’t know.

Millennials use “lol” like STOP at the end of a telegram lol

my plans for this week

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can’t even knock on wood these days. that’s why it’s all going bad. “knock on laminated particle board”. go fuck yourself. that’s insane

reading all the signs at the aquarium so the fish know i actually care about them

literally everyone deserves to go out for dinner, buy coffees, wear quality clothing and have fun experiences whilst also being able to afford rent, groceries, bills & have a lil left over for savings no matter what job they do. why is that so absurd to some people?

The @Reds always having #OpeningDay at home isn’t enough. They should automatically win too

Okay but actually what is a peptide

Thousand island is such an intriguing name for a condiment …… like wow…a dressing with a sense of adventure…….

how it feels ordering something sweet at breakfast when everyone else is getting some sort of savory egg dish

Does anyone know what to do. Like in general

“ how many times have you watched the bengals defense let down joe burrow in clutch moments ? “